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My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, the heir of Salazar Slytherin. I am considering on making this book a Horcrux. I am willing to answer any questions, even from muggle filth like you, to preserve the soul of m...
Kanachi108 asked: "Dear Tom Marvolo Riddle, Have you read the Tom x Hermione fanfictions? If you have, please tell us what you think about them. Sincerely, Alexia Johnson." ~•~•~•~•~ *owl arrives at your window and drops off a stack-full of fanfictions along with the letter*
Dear Miss Johnson, It's a coincidence that you asked me this question! I was just reading a fanfiction about myself and a girl named "Hermione", a time-traveling girl who goes back in time in an attempt to change me from turning into Voldemort.
I shall give you my analysis on this character who is "Hermione Granger":
•She is smart.
•She is probably smarter than me.
•Honestly, she's a genius.
•Okay, she is probably the most brilliant student who has ever set foot inside Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (other than me, of course).
At this point in the fanfiction, I, as a reader, pretty much ship me and Hermione Granger together.
But I, as the real Tom Marvolo Riddle, find it disgusting that people would ever pair myself with a mudblood.
#TomioneRidger
Very Sincerely Yours, Tom Marvolo Riddle
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