Why are you so beautiful but you get to act like a jerk?

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PeculiarPotterhead asked: "Why are you so beautiful but you get to act like a jerk?"
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*my equally gorgeously handsome owl drops this letter into your hands and flies off*

Dearest PeculiarPotterhead,
I do not know whether to take this as a compliment or an insult. So I shall take it as both.

First of all, thank you for calling me beautiful. I'm flattered, really.

Second of all, I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO DEVASTATINGLY BEAUTIFUL TO THE POINT WHERE IT IS UNFAIR TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE I AM A "JERK".

"JERK"? HOW DARE YOU CALL THE DARK LORD, THE HEIR OF SLYTHERIN, THE LAST LIVING DESCENDANT OF THE HOUSE OF GAUNT, VOLDEMORT, A "JERK"?!

Mark my words, girl, you will be sorry.

A Very Insulted,
Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Very Insulted,Tom Marvolo Riddle

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