Please do not ask why I am doing this. Ask no questions and you shall hear no lies.
Don't judge me,
Tom Marvolo Riddle
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*Owldemort hits the "Publish" button with her beak, trying to hide her hoots of snarky laughter*
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•[Tom Marvolo Riddle]•
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Basic Info
✨Age: 16
✨Blood-Status: Pu- I mean, uh, Half-Blood... BUT I'M THE HEIR OF SLYTHERIN, OK???
✨Occupation: 6th Year Student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Slytherin Head Boy
✨Height: 5' 9"
✨Location: Third Door on the Left, Boys Dormitories, Slytherin Common Room, Hogwarts (winky winkity wink)
✨Language: English; Parseltongue
✨Likes: Books, writing, animals (especially snakes, but also owls), Quidditch, the color green, power, Dark Magic, torturing Muggles, releasing Basilisks from their chambers, etc. etc.
✨Dislikes: Mudbloods, Dumbledore, Gryffindors, Mudbloods, giggling sounds, wrongly abused and mistreated books, people who wrongly abuse and mistreat books, Mudbloods, Divination, Billy Stubbs, Mudbloods, everything
✨Patronus: Unable to make one due to lack of happy memories and crippling amounts of unhappy ones.
✨Who I'm looking for: Uh...potential Death Eaters?
✨About Me:
I'm Tom, but feel free to call me Voldemort. I don't mind.
I'm humbly powerful, extremely persuasive, and downrightly, modestly perfect. I'm also the Heir of Slytherin, as I might've already mentioned once before.
I was raised in a Muggle Orphanage, which would more than explain my hatred for them. I have an owl named Owldemort who's the only one I'll ever love in this cruel Muggle-infested world. I'm not good with feelings, so please don't cry, laugh, joke, dance, sing, or smile around me.
I have nothing else to say.✨More Photos (from different angles, you know, in case you're curious):
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