Perverted Stalker ☜ Yoonmin

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swegsugaaa: yo

jaMin: umm do i kno u?

swegsugaaa: u hot af

jaMin: i think u sent that to the wrong person

swegsugaaa: no, pretty sure i didn't

jaMin: im sorry but i dont talk to strangers

swegsugaaa: lol wat are u, 12?

jaMin: think all you want

swegsugaaa: cant really say we're strangers tho

swegsugaaa: chimchim

jaMin: HOW DO U KNO THAT?

swegsugaaa: ur full name is Park Jimin

swegsugaaa: height = short

swegsugaaa: 172cm to be specific

swegsugaaa: attends uni at Busan. An all arts school.

swegsugaaa: course is perfroming arts in Busan School of the Arts

jaMin: ARE U SOME KIND OF STALKER?!!!

swegsugaaa: want me to enumerate more?

jaMin: No wtf, THIS SO CREEPY

jaMin: U ARE SO CREEPY OMG ∑(゜□゜；

jaMin: where did u even get my username?!

swegsugaaa: hoseok

jaMin: dat lil horse-faced fucktard

swegsugaaa: i dont think u're in the position to call him "lil"

swegsugaaa: shortie

jaMin: i DARE u to say that again

swegsugaaa: SHORTIE

swegsugaaa: DWARF

swegsugaaa: MIDGET

swegsugaaa: ELF

jaMin: fucku

swegsugaaa: fuck me ;)

jaMin: You are a perverted stalker

swegsugaaa: im taking that as a compliment

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Yep so I intentionally made the first chapter short. Kinda like a teaser