jaMin: OMG YOONGI!
jaMin: I MEAN HYUNG
jaMin: hiyuuuuuuuuung!!!
jaMin: are u asleep?
jaMin: answeeeer meeeeh
jaMin: min yoongi
jaMin: min yoongi hyung* lol
jaMin: DFZSTVJIHCMKLOT
swegsugaaa: fcking god jimin!
swegsugaaa: u know i worship ur body and all but fcking dont disturb me when im sleeping
jaMin: ITS STILL 2 IN THE AFTERNOON
swegsugaaa: so? I can sleep anytime i want
jaMin: but dont u have classes rn?
swegsugaaa: i skipped
jaMin: OMG NO U CANT JUST SKIP WHEN U GOT SO MANY ABSENTS FROM THE ACCIDENT!!!!
swegsugaaa: but i can
jaMin: dont u worry about ur future?
swegsugaaa: no
jaMin: well I DO! I dont want u to become a jobless unmarried adult who lives off of his parent's couch
swegsugaaa: lol that wont happen
jaMin: U never know!
swegsugaaa: idc
jaMin: well anyway..
jaMin: MY CRUSH JUST COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY DANCE COVERS! AND HE SAID I WAS REALLY GOOD OMG! ٩(^ᴗ^)۶
jaMin: CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING LIKE WTF
jaMin: i could now die without any regrets ∩(︶▽︶)∩
jaMin: uhh hyung still there?
jaMin: hyuuuuung
jaMin: HOBI SAID U WERE SLEEPING!
jaMin: HOW COULD U SLEEP ON ME WHILE I WAS FANBOYING! U INSENSITIVE PRICK!
swegsugaaa: leave me alone u freaking SLUT
jaMin: WHY ARE U THE ONE BEING MAD?!
swegsugaaa: fuck off and fanboy about ur crush to someone else because im srysly gonna smash this phone
jaMin: lol are u jealous?
swegsugaaa: why do u even like that rabbit?!
jaMin: excuse u but his bunny teeth is one of his best features
jaMin: well his good at dancing like moi, And singing to and rapping like wtf he could do anything. he doesnt snob ppl when they try to get noticed by him, and he handsome as fck, and sexy as fck, and PERFECT as fck. And he has MANNERS unlike someone i know. i know that because we chat sometimes and he is a precious angel who is KIND and doesnt SEXUALLY HARRASS ppl
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urHopeandAngel: WTF CHIM!!!
jaMin: what did I do?!
urHopeandAngel: THIS IS WHAT U DID U FUCKING BISH
*image attached*
jaMin: OMF UR NOSE IS BLEEDING
urHopeandAngel: no shit
jaMin: WHAT HAPPENED
urHopeandAngel: YOONGI JUST THREW HIS PHONE STRAIGHT AT MY FACE!
urHopeandAngel: AND HE SAID IT WAS UR FAULT
urHopeandAngel: SO FUCK U PARK JIMIN I HOPE U DIE. MY NOSE FREAKING HURTS LIKE HELL!
jaMin: OMG HAHAHAHAHA
jaMin: im sorry for laughing but this is hilarous HAHAHAHA
urHopeandAngel: ur dead to me
jaMin: u're*
urHopeandAngel: fuck u
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Perverted Stalker ☜ Yoonmin
FanfictionjaMin: You are a perverted stalker swegsugaaa: im taking that as a compliment [COMPLETED]
