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dancemaster: hi 。^‿^。

pinkjin: hello?

dancemaster: u're jin right? Jimin's roommate?

pinkjin: uhuh, and you are?

dancemaster: i'm hoseok. Jung Hoseok, his bestfriend

pinkjin: oh nice to meet u

dancemaster: u too。^‿^

dancemaster: so uh listen, i need to talk to you about something

pinkjin: fire away

dancemaster: PLEASE HELP ME LET YOONGI MEET JIMIN

dancemaster: BECAUSE

dancemaster: THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY

pinkjin: OMG I FEEL U !

pinkjin: JIMIN KEEPS WHINING ABOUT WANTING TO MEET HIS HYUNG

pinkjin: ITS STARTING TO GET ANNOYING

dancemaster: FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN

pinkjin: *image attached*
HIS BEEN ROLLING ON THE FLOOR FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES NOW

dancemaster: YOONGI HAS BEEN TAKING TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM EVERYNIGHT

dancemaster: AND I COULD HEAR HIS MOANS OMG HELP

pinkjin: HAHAHAHAHA

dancemaster: oh god! He's going inside now

dancemaster: I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW A PERSON COULD MASTURBATE SO MUCH

pinkjin: I feel sorry for you hahahaha

pinkjin: OMOMOMOMOMO

dancemaster: what? What?

pinkjin: JIMIN IS IN THE BATHROOM TOO!

dancemaster: REALLY?

pinkjin: I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHY HIS SHOWERS HAVE BEEN LONGER THAN USUAL

dancemaster: DO YOU THINK THEY...

pinkjin: NO STOP! DON'T GO THERE IWW IWW

dancemaster: how bout we end this topic?

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dancemaster: how bout we end this topic?

pinkjin: agreed

dancemaster: i'll just go to my room

pinkjin: me too hahaha

dancemaster: but sryly tho, this needs to stop

pinkjin: ikr, does yoongi have any free time?

pinkjin: jimin's been really busy with his part tym job and he rarely gets time to sleep so even if he wanted too, he cant go there. He even has work on weekends ffs , this kid is working too hard

dancemaster: eeeh? My chimchim is overworked?! (ToT) why didnt he tell meeee

dancemaster: he could use some nagging

pinkjin: it's no use, i already did but he never listens. He keeps telling me he doesnt want to be a burden

dancemaster: aish, i'll go chat with him later

dancemaster: umm well yoongi has a tight sched too. Midterms are coming up and he's been practicing for the game. It's nice to see him being going out for a change

pinkjin: oh! I have an idea. When's their game?

dancemaster: really? Tell me \(^O^)/  its this saturday btw

pinkjin: perfect

dancemaster: oml UR MEMES wtf HAHAHHAHA

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dancemaster: oml UR MEMES wtf HAHAHHAHA

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