Perverted Stalker ☜ Yoonmin

17

Double update because I haven't updated in a while 😂

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- 8:16 am -

jaMin: HOSEOK TOLD ME U WERE SICK!

jaMin: MYGHAWD WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING INTO TROUBLE

swegsugaaa: i'd appreciate it if u stop using caps bcause its really making my head hurt

jaMin: right, im sowe

swegsugaaa: and fyi the accident and this flu is not my fault. The world just fcking hates me

jaMin: i dont hate u

swegsugaaa: mm

jaMin: ｡^‿^｡

jaMin: ummm so did you drink your meds?

swegsugaaa: no

jaMin: DRINK YOUR MEDS!

swegsugaaa: fcking capslock u hoe

jaMin: oppss

jaMin: but u really should drink your meds though

swegsugaaa: no, it taste like shit. Besides, this flu will just fade away on its own

jaMin: ugh why wont u take care of yourself!!!

swegsugaaa: i could just sleep it off geez

jaMin: i swear to god min yoongi if u dont drink your medicince now im gonna fcking turn into beast mode

swegsugaaa: min yoongi?

jaMin: yes! min yoongi! Idc if u get angry. Im legit mad rn.

swegsugaaa: y are you overreacting? Its not like this is a life threatening illness

jaMin: min yoongi!!!

swegsugaaa: fcking stop dropping ur honorifics you disrespectful bitch

jaMin: min yoongi

jaMin: yoongiii

jaMin: miiin yoongiii

jaMin:

*voice message*

swegsugaaa: u annoying piece of shit OKAY! I'LL DRINK THE FCKING MEDS! FCK!

jaMin: proof or it didnt happen

swegsugaaa:

*image attached*

jaMin: thank u hyuuung ヽ(´▽｀)/

swegsugaaa: im srysly gonna beat u when we meet

jaMin: (•̩̩̩̩＿•̩̩̩̩)

swegsugaaa: i meant that to be kinky

jaMin: should i be happy?

swegsugaaa: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jaMin: yeaaa i shouldn't

jaMin: whats the interval for u talking the meds?

swegsugaaa: wait imma check

jaMin: YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT?!

swegsugaaa: if u fcking use caps one more time im gonna cut u with an axe

jaMin: (^.^）

swegsugaaa: every 6 days

jaMin: dont cheat me, proof

swegsugaaa: :/

*image attached*

jaMin: 6 hrs den ＾∇＾

swegsugaaa: tsk

swegsugaaa: tyl im gonna sleep, feels like someone hit my head w/ an iron bat

jaMin: okaay go rest~

- 3:21 pm -

jaMin: hyyuung are u awakeee?

swegsugaaa: yes

jaMin: drink ur meds and send pics

swegsugaaa: im doing this only because im too tired to argue

*image attached*

jaMin: jimin is happy (⌒▽⌒)

-  9:07 pm -

jaMin: hyuuung

swegsugaaa: fcking done

*image attached*

jaMin: omg im so proud ｡^‿^｡

swegsugaaa: fcking hate u

jaMin: i love u too

swegsugaaa: wat

jaMin: omg

swegsugaaa: did u mean that?

jaMin: no, i just ...typed that on impulse

swegsugaaa: oh

- 3:00 am -

jaMin: hyuuung

jaMin: hyungieee

jaMin: wake uppp~

jaMin: yoongi hyung ヽ(´▽｀)/

swegsugaaa: what the hell jimin

swegsuga: CANT I GET SOME SLEEP?!

jaMin: your medicineee