Everyone is at Virgo's house this time because Virgo's are such smartasses.
Aquarius: Man, whoever illustrated the front cover of this book is definitely not aware that Pluto IS a part of our fucking solar system.
Aires: Why the FUCK are you staring at your geography textbook? Aren't you supposed to be studying for Maths?
Libra: My god Aires, get off your fetish for Maths and get a grip! We have to study the chapter about nutrition in animals for biology, duh!
Taurus: Nutrition in Animals? More like nutrition for my starving ducking stomach! Who's making the sandwiches?
Scorpio: --hands a bag of chips to Taurus-- Libra, are you out of your fucking pea sized mind? We have a history exam, not bio you idiot.
Capricorn: YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS THE NEXT EXAM??? ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO GET A MINUS ZERO ON YOUR TEST?
Aries: Excuse me, there is nothing like a minus zero you fucking retard.
Pisces: Did you just call him a retard? --secretly is crushing on Capricorn--
*Libra, Aires, and Scorpio all fight over which subject their next exam is on*
Leo: --sighs-- It's fucking English.
Cancer: Hey Virgo, any idea where my pencil case is?
Virgo: I'm a little busy at the moment! --is trying to stop the fight--
Pisces: --sobs over textbooks-- I'm never gonna get a fucking degree!
Leo: It's fucking English.
Sagittarius: --is burning their language notebooks as Satan sacrifice--
Taurus: THESE CHIPS --THROWS THE CHIPS BAG FURIOUSLY ACROSS THE ROOM-- ARE FUCKING STALE --FURIOUSLY FINISHES ALL THE MATHS PROBLEM SUMS FROM SIRES NOTEBOOK IN RECORD SPEED--
Gemini: --is busy recording the cat fight between Libra, Aires and Scorpio on their phone-- Wait till the entire campus sees this shit!
Aquarius: --gets gun-- this geography book needs to die --shoots the front cover of the book--
Leo: ITS FUCKING ENGLISH!
*everyone is quiet*
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Capricorn: --throws an entire encyclopedia at Aquarius furiously-- THAT WAS MY TEXT BOOK YOU FUCKING BITCH
I think this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
