All the signs were at Libra's house because why the fuck not
And this isn't really truth or dare. Each sign will pick a statement out of hat, and it will either be a truth or a dare. That sign will get to pick who answers the question/does the statement.
Gemini: Oh! Lets play truth or dare!
Aquarius: Sure I'm game.
Pisces: Wait! Lets play it with questions! --pulls out a hat with questions in it--
Leo: Okay! Me first!
*Leo pulls out a paper*
Leo: Ooh! Lick the person next to you... --looks at other signs--
Pisces: --whispers-- please not me... please not me...
Leo: Hmmm... Scorpio!
Pisces: --sighs in relief--
Scorpio: Okay, so I have to lick either Aires or Pisces...
Aires: Scorpio I swear to fucking god I WILL MURDER YOU-
Scorpio: ALRIGHT PISCES LETS GO
Pisces: Huh? M-me? Um... okay --blushes--
*Scorpio takes Pisces hand and licks it*
Virgo: You just HAD to do it where the most germs are?
Scorpio: WELL SHIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO LICK HER FACE
Scorpio: Alright, my pick!
*Scorpio pulls out paper*
Scorpio: Hm... write 'idiot' on your forehead and leave it there for the rest of the day.
Sagittarius: That's awful! We're going out to dinner later.
Scorpio: Alright Sag thank you for volunteering
Sagittarius: WHAT? NO!!
Libra: I'll grab the marker! --runs out the room--
Libra: --runs back in-- Here Sag!
Capricorn: Libra! Here, I'll write it!
*Capricorn writes idiot in bold on Sagittarius' forehead*
Gemini: Ha, you look... AMAZING!
Sagittarius: Aww man! My turn...
*Sagittarius pulls out paper*
Sagittarius: O-kay! Answer this Aires: Who is the hottest one here?
Aires: Is that even a question? It's obviously me
Aquarius: I wish he got a dare...
Aires: But, I guess the person in second place would have to be Gemini.
Gemini: --blushing-- ...really? I would've said Libra.
Libra: HUH?
Gemini: AIRES DRAW THE PAPER
*Aires pulls out a paper*
Aires: Cancer's gonna do this one. Drink 4 cans of soda in under a minute.
Cancer: WHAT?
Taurus: Is that possible? If so I would love to do that.
Cancer: Ugh, you know I HATE soda!
Aquarius: Why do you think you're doing it?
Cancer: --sighs--
*All go to the kitchen*
Taurus: Okay, four cans.
Virgo: The timer is ready when you are.
Cancer: (T-T)
Libra: 3...
Leo: 2...
Pisces: 1...
Gemini: GO!!
*Cancer chugged the sodas as fast as she could as the timer was ticking, when the timer ended, she had one can left*
Cancer: --gags-- I think I'm gonna throw up...
Capricorn: I'll take that last can.
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
