zodiac short stories

The Signs in School

Aires: Always yelling

Taurus: What the fuck am I doing here

Gemini: Has to leave the class because they're laughing at their own joke

Cancer: Eating in class

Leo: How about no

Virgo: Has good grades and is probably hiding a machete in their bag

Libra: Never does homework

Scorpio: Looks like they're going to murder everyone

Sagittarius: Procrastinates until the end of time

Capricorn: Thinks they're the teacher

Aquarius: No fucks were ever given

Pisces: Drawing on the desk

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First time doing this kind of Zodiac stuff and I might do my own

I feel like Scorpio would be me

School just started and I already want to kill myself.

BY ASTROPELICAN ON TUMBLR