Aries: --the only one up with Leo-- can i eat them now
Leo: --cooking-- no
Aries: can i eat them now
Leo: no
Aries: can i eat-
Leo: ARIES THE PANCAKES ARENT DONE YET
Aries: WELL FUCK YOU THEN
Virgo: --wakes up and walks in-- Why are you shouting? I need my beauty sleep.
Scorpio: --walks in-- Getting more sleep doesn't improve the beauty that you don't have.
Virgo: I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU
Scorpio: PISCES WONT LET YOU
Virgo: WELL SHE'S ASLEEP SO- --attacks Scorpio--
Scorpio: PISCES HELP --on the ground with Virgo--
Libra: --yawns-- ...Where are Pisces and Aquarius? They're usually up early...
Leo: Go check in Pisces room.
Libra: Okay-
Scorpio: --gets away from Virgo-- WAIT GO IN WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
Libra: Why?
Aries: You don't know what girls do in there
Libra: --walks over to Pisces' room with eyes closed-- IM SORRY IF YOU'RE NAKED I- ...What is that voice? Is that... Jacksepticeye?
Pisces, Aquarius, & Cancer & Sagittarius: --watching Jacksepticeye--
Libra: You guys look really tired... DID YOU GUYS WATCH HIM ALL NIGHT
Aquarius: ...maybe
Cancer: ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT HE'S ADORABLE
Pisces: AH HE'S SO CUTE
Sagittarius: UGH HES SO HOT
Libra: Well Leo's making pancakes-
They all go to the kitchen.
Aquarius: Leo give me food
Leo: IM TELLING YOU GUYS ITS NOT DONEEE
Pisces: vIRGO STOP TRYING TO STRANGLE SCORPIO
Virgo: BUT HE'S AN IDIOT
Gemini: --walks in with Taurus and Capricorn-- Did you guys SEE how mad Snow White was?
Taurus: I know right? Charming better watch out-
Capricorn: I think that's just the effects of just giving birth AND Zelena stealing the baby...
Cancer: AHHH STOP WITH THE SPOILERS
Taurus: Oh, hey Leo, can I have pancakes.
Leo: --sighs-- thEy'RE NOt fUckING dONE
Aries: LEO HURRY THE FUCK UP
Gemini: Libra you should watch Once Upon A Time. It would be so fun!
Libra: Uh, no.
Capricorn: Why?
Libra: I dunno, it doesn't look that good.
Taurus: UM WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Capricorn: WHY DONT YOU LIKE ONCE UPON A TIME
Cancer: Yeah Libra what's wrong with you
Libra: WELL SORRY
Sagittarius: LEO MOVE OVER YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG --tries to take the pan--
Leo: NO YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK --tugging at the pan--
The pan falls on the floor and the pancakes fall out.
Aquarius: NOOOOOO
Aries: I waited so long and it didn't even matter
Pisces: Sag its okay-
Scorpio: NO ITS NOT
Cancer: Leo make more
Leo: NO IM DONE --flips table over--
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early chapter yay
ive been reading too many septiplier fan fics someone please help
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
