Aquarius: PISCES WHAT
Pisces: --sighs-- I'm sorry, I didn't know!
Leo: i cAN'T WAIT FOR THIS
Scorpio: TAKE IT OFF-
Aquarius: FUCK OFF YOU ASSHOLES
Virgo: I'll help you get ready! --walks out with Aquarius--
*5 minutes later...*
*Aquarius comes out in a crop top, her blue hair that was once out straight now into a messy bun*
Leo: I think I'm gonna pass out
Aires: --nosebleed--
Capricorn: oh... wow..........
Aquarius: --sighs-- Let's just get this over with, I don't even know how to belly dance!
Cancer: It's easy! Just roll your stomach a lot.
Aquarius: Okay...
*Aquarius belly danced all SEXY LIKE, and all the boys were amazed. Scorpio wish he had brought singles with him.*
Aquarius: There! Ten seconds, I'm done...
*All the boys are silent*
Sagittarius: Ha! Great job. You knocked all the boys out cold.
Aquarius: --laughs-- Ima take this shirt off. --leaves the room-- --comes back in her normal sweater--
Aquarius: Ah, there we go. Oh! My draw.
*Aquarius pulls out paper*
Aquarius: --gasp-- LIBRA! This is perfect... Be blindfolded and slow dance with someone. Try to guess who just by touch.
Libra: Alright, bring back the blindfold. --Leo hands him blindfold--
Libra: --stands up-- Okay, bring her in. It has to be a girl. I swear to god, if Aires walks up here-
Aries: I was tempted but... --taps Gemini and whispers for her to go up--
Gemini: --sighs and walks up to Libra--
*Libra grabs her hand and dances with her, Gemini blushes*
Libra: Hm...her hands are... soft? And really small. Is it Pisces?
Pisces: Nope! Guess again.
*Libra grabs Gemini's waist*
Libra: Um, geez, I don't know. Is it Cancer?
Cancer: Nope, getting close.
Taurus: Maybe if you kiss her, you'll know who it is.
Gemini: --turns to Taurus and shakes her head furiously--
Taurus: --points to his cheek--
Gemini: --kisses Libra's cheek--
Libra: Ew, it's Gemini! --lifts up blindfold--
Gemini: Ew, it's your face!
*Libra blushes and sits down, and so does Gemini*
*Libra pulls out the paper*
Libra: Pound your chest and do your best Tarzan yell. I think Capricorn can do this one.
Capricorn: --smiles--
Capricorn: ahem
Capricorn: AAAHHHHHAaaaaaahhhAHAHAHHHHHAaaaHH
Sagittarius: mY EAR DRUMS
Scorpio: Aside from the fact that my ears are bleeding, that wasn't bad.
Capricorn: MY PICK! MY PICK!
*Capricorn pulls out the paper*
Capricorn: Taurus, what is the longest you've gone without a bath?
Taurus: Hm, I think it was three days?
Virgo & Leo: EW!
Taurus: I was seven! Alright Leo, you're the last one. And the last truth is...
Taurus: Which girl would cause your parents to freak out if you brought her home?
Leo: Defiantly Pisces.
Pisces: Huh? Why?
Leo: My dad would FREAK if I brought a child-like short girl with purple hair on my doorstep.
Pisces: --whispers-- I'm not childish...
Guess who stayed up till 3 am writing this and watching Ruby Gloom?
THIS GAL
Ima do Ruby Gloom fan art. That show is adorable and I love it
I ALSO REALIZE I'VE BEEN SPELLING ARIES WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME IM SO SORRY
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
