Libra: I'm gonna kick your ass, Gemini.
Gemini: NUH UH
Libra: YEAH HUH
Pisces: NO IM GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU
Virgo: Ha, please. You're way too nice Pisces.
Taurus: Yeah, you're the one who calms us down when we get mad.
Pisces: What? I can be mean!
Pisces: --takes a deep breath-- fUCK YOU
Sagittarius: PISCES SHUT IT... you're scaring Pammi.
Scorpio: ENOUGH WITH THE DOG
Sagittarius: NO THE DOG IS A PERSON TOO
Virgo: That makes absolutely no sense-
Sagittarius: You don't make sense. PAMMI GET HER
--Pammi runs after Virgo--
Virgo: AHHHHH ARIES HELP
Aries: --scares away Pammi-- FEAR MY HOTNESS
Libra: Ok, lets play so I can beat all of you
---Capricorn puts in the Mario Kart disc--
Aquarius: Okay, let's do Rainbow Road!
Cancer: NO WAY! That course is way too hard. Let's do... Mushroom Land!
Gemini: That's way too easy. Do the Donkey Kong stage or whatever.
Leo: --picks the Donkey Kong stage and now all the signs have to pick a character--
Cancer: --picks Rosalina--
Gemini: UM CANCER DID YOU JUST FUCKING PICK MY MAIN
Cancer: ROSALINA IS MY MAIN
Gemini: I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
Aquarius: Gem calm down just pick another character
Gemini: NO I NEED ROSALINA
Virgo: Gemini...calm down
Gemini: AHHHHH --jumps on Cancer and now her and Cancer are attacking each
other--
Aries: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Taurus: --splitting up the fight-- GEMINI JUST BE DAISY
Scorpio: HA you're the knock off of peach
Gemini: AT LEAST IM NOT TOAD
Scorpio: UM-
Capricorn: OKAY does everyone have their characters?
All the signs: Yup!
Capricorn: Okay, let the games... begin! --presses start--
Libra: YEEEEEAAAHHu
The game starts. All the signs blast off and Virgo spins out.
Virgo: I'm fucking done.
Taurus: Hey, you can catch up Vir- --gets hit by a red shell-- WHO THE FUCK JUST DID THAT
Pisces: HA HA HA
Cancer: PISCES HAS GONE ROUGE
Pisces: FEEL MY EMBRITTLED RAGE --now in second place--
Libra: --in first-- PISCES NO GET AWAY FROM ME
Sagittarius: Everyone root for Pisces to get ahead of Libra.
Libra: NO
Scorpio: --in 10th place-- NO IM NOT GETTING BEAT BY PISCES --throws a blue shell--
Libra: --gets hit by a blue shell-- i fucking hate you
Pisces: --enters first place-- YESSSSSSSS
Leo: SCOPRIO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scorpio: omg I'm sorry pisces might actually win
Gemini: --whines-- BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN AND NOW IM IN 4TH AND IM SAD AND NOW LIBRA'S GONNA WINNNN
Virgo: --not moving at all--
Aries: ...Virgo are you gonna move at all
Virgo: no
Taurus: --in 3rd place-- CMON GUYS PISCES IS GONNA WIN
Aquarius: well taurus its kinda hard when you're iN 11TH PLACE
The signs are on the final lap and Pisces is still in first.
Capricorn: LIBRA DO SOMETHING
Libra: IM DOING THE BEST I CAN CAP
Pisces: YES FEAR ME
Gemini: Okay Libra this is a serious matter now this is life or death
Scorpio: You have to win!
It's the final few feet, and the winner is... Virgo?
Taurus: VIRGO HOW DID YOU WIN
Virgo: i snuck past everyone
Pisces: i... am not even mad
Libra: WELL I AM --flips over table--
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sorry i haven't posted a chapter in so long! this ones kinda long i guess
hey! i organized the book so now new readers can find chapters easier! isn't that neat?
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zodiac short stories
RandomShort stories and one shots about the Zodiac signs getting into weird situations. Highest Rank: #84 in Random: 9/30/16 #95 in Zodiac: 9/13/18
