zodiac short stories

The Signs on an Airplane

Seats:
Capricorn, Sagittarius, Leo
Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
Aquarius, Libra, Gemini
Taurus, Cancer, Aries

The signs are traveling to Tokyo, Japan.

Gemini: --banging on the windows-- GET ME OFF THIS METAL SKY BUS

Leo: Stop banging on the windows! Their gonna break.

Virgo: Actually airplane windows are highly impenetrable

Gemini: I DONT CARE

Libra: Gem, calm down-

Gemini: whAT IF SOMEBODY OPENS THE EMERGENCY HATCHET THEN WE ALL GET SUCKED OUT AND EVEN IF WE SURVIVE ON THE PLANE SINCE WE'RE AT A HIGH ALTITUDE THE COLD AIR WILL FREEZE US TO DEATH-

Aries: Somebody shut her up

Cancer: --hits Gemini with a neck pillow-- GEMINI! We'll be fine.

Libra: --rubs Gemini's back-- Yeah, calm down.

Gemini: I CANT --gets brown paper bag and hyperventilates--

Taurus: --waves hand-- Flight attendant?

Flight Attendant: Yes, sir?

Taurus: May I have, like, 10 more bags of pretzels?

Flight Attendant: Um... s-sure? --walks to back of the plane--

Taurus: --looks at Cancer-- Wow, great service.

Cancer: ...you've already had ten bags.

Taurus: Well it's the airport's fault for not letting me bring my own food.

Aries: I don't think they were going to allowed an entire pizza on a plane...

Sagittarius: --listening to patd on her phone-- LETS KILL TONIGHT SHOW THEM ALL YOUR NOT THE ORDINARY TYPE

Capricorn: --pulls out one of Sagittarius ear buds-- I don't you should be yelling these song lyrics on a plane.

Sagittarius: Oh, right. Maybe I should listen to Lying Is The Most Fun-

Capricorn: NO

(patd fans will understand listening to these songs in public)

Capricorn: How about you listen to something a bit more tame?

Sagittarius: --scrolls through music-- hmmm... Oh! What about Play Date by M Martinez?

Capricorn: ...good enough

Gemini: I DON'T THINK I CAN BREATHE! LIBRA I CANT BREATHEEEE

Libra: --annoyed-- Gem, we've been in the air for 10 minutes-

Gemini: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

Pisces: Gemini I hate planes too. In fact, I hate traveling. Vaccinations hurt...

Scorpio: --showing off-- Well Pisces, you need to learn to be strong, I won't be protecting you forever.

Scorpio: --bangs elbow on armrest-- BLOODY HELL

Pisces: you're so weak its unbelievable

Virgo: --pouring bottles of Purell on her hands-- --looks at Leo--

Virgo: Want some?

Leo: Um, no. That stuff stinks...

Virgo: Well Japan is a very dirty place compared to America-

Taurus: Virgo just drop it already.

Aquarius: Yeah. Btw Purell isn't really that good in killing germs.

Virgo: WHAT

Aquarius: lol jk

Virgo: i will kill you

Gemini: --breathing in and out of paper bag--

Sagittarius: BETTER KISS HOTTER TOUCH A BETTER FU-

Capricorn: --takes Sagittarius' phone before she can finish the lyrics--

Leo & Aquarius: --been sleeping almost the entire time--

Taurus: UM WHERE ARE MY PRETZELS

The whole plane now smells like Purell and salty pretzels.

Thanks for 600 reads.

So here is an early chapter, the next one might be a bit late but its a one shot