zodiac short stories

The Signs Deciding on What to do

All the signs are at Leo's house cause it's the biggest and its super cool. They don't know what to do.

Leo: Guys, I didn't invite you all to sit in a circle and talk about past regrets. Can we please do something?

Aries: Yeah, Leo's right. Any ideas? --secretly plotting an escape--

Gemini: How about we all do a karaoke of (insert that 2 year old song that everybody is tired of)

Libra: Gemini, can you just grow up and be a bit more up to date like Cancer?

Cancer: --in the corner of the circle and rewatching a 4 year old anime season finale and crying from the feels--

Virgo: Or we could dance to (insert latest pop dance song)

Scorpio: I'm up for it! --starts seductively breakdancing in front of wherever they are sitting--

Leo: --starts banging his head against a pillow, careful to not ruin his handsome face--

Pisces: You are all idiots. Can't we do something less exhausting?

Sagittarius: Like what? Watch another episode of American Horror Story?

Capricorn: I usually wouldn't give a fuck but my ears almost bled out the last time we did that because Pisces screamed so loudly.

Aquarius: I agree with Pisces. Maybe....

Taurus: oh no

Aquarius: we should do something...

Taurus: don't

Aquarius: more inactive like....

Taurus: screw you

Aquarius: WAtCh SoME ALIEN DOCUMETARIES --emphasizes on every word and smiles--

Taurus: THATS IT. Where is the fridge Leo!?

Leo: --is still banging their head against a pillow--

At the end of the day...

Aries: There, there --comforts Leo and makes up an excuse to leave early--

Gemini: --downloads the karaoke of the song for free on their phone and is giving full out performance while Libra makes faces and criticizes her behind her back--

Scorpio: --is teaching seductive breakdancing to Virgo and rants about how everyone should have a kinetic party--

Pisces: --runs away from Sagittarius and joins Cancer in watching anime season finales and crying--

Sagittarius: --tries to force Pisces into watching another scary TV series but is dragged away by Capricorn to get food--

Capricorn: --opens the fridge with Sag but finds all the drinks and food stuff vanished--

Taurus: --sitting in the dark corner of the house and finishing an entire pringles can with Aquarius while learning about aliens and conspiracy theories from them--

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