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text #6

guess who got on wifi :-)

i'm going to take a wild guess and say it's you.

lol yes it's me. i'm only eight hours ahead of you now instead of nine!

i take it you're in england now?

yes, london! pip pip cheerio.

that is offensive to all english people.

yeah, you're probably right. guess what i had for dinner?

a cheeky nandos with the lads?

close. fish and chips.

chips. how british.

the fries came in this cute carrier.

picture messaging? wow. we're really taking our relationship to the next level.

how fitting that the first picture i ever send you is of french fries. i think that really defines who i am as a person.

is it weird that i stared at your hand for a while? like, that's you. that's your hand. it's weirding me out.

it's a little weird and a lot of cute :-)

are you flirting with me?

maybe.

since we've taken our relationship to the picture-sending level and you're in england, i'm going to send you my favorite meme.

it's british lads overreacting to things. and i've got loads more where that came from.

oh my god. "the absolute madman," what?! he laid down on a floor.

i know. dean's wild.

i'm the guy on the left.

i'm the kettle. unaware. uncomfortable. just a bystander to their madness.

i saw this and thought of you.

where have you been my whole life?

hiding under the mud in your swamp.

i love it when you talk dirty to me.