Twisted Christmas Songs (PJO/HoO style!)

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Okay guys! I came up with these jingles with my sisters, so thank them! They may be funny, they may not be. But I like them! I am just going to post them... I dunno how I am going to put into story form... 


Jingle Bells,

Coach Hedge smells,

Leo burnt the tree! 

Jason and Piper wrap presents,

and Annabeth kissed Percy!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD.............

Deck the Halls with swords and daggers,

Fa la la la la la la la la!

Tis the season to kill Gaea,

Fa la la la la la la la la!

They fall down into Tardarus,

Fa la la la la la la la la!

The Romans storm Camp Half Blood,

Fa la la la la la la la la! 

Sooooo..... yeah. I thought they were funny. ;P Anyway, if you have a jingle you want to send in, PM me and you can be put in the book! 

Thanks guys! You are so awesome for sticking with me for this long! 

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