5: What do you look like?

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Harry: why did i give you my number

Maybaline: because im interesting

Harrry: well you're not wrong, you are interesting

Maybaline: im fabulous

Harry: lets stick with interesting

Maybaline: rUDe

Maybaline: ok so im curious about something

Harry: NO IVE NEVER HAD ANYTHING UP MY ASS

Maybaline: I WASNT GONNA SAY RHAT OMF

Harry: okay then what are you curious about

Maybaline: what do you look like?


I choked on the food I was currently eating.


Harry: a person

Maybaline: i knOW THAT BUT LIKE

Maybaline: send me a picture of you

Harry: send me a picture of you

Maybaline: ok fine 

Maybaline: *sends picture* ((you guys can picture Matt as whoever you want to))

Harry: oh

Maybaline: oh?

Harry: oh

Maybaline: oh

Harry: you do not look at all how i thought

Maybaline: how did you think i would look?

Harry: like a fangirl

Maybaline: how does one look like a fangirl?

Harry: idk

Maybaline: well sorry to disappoint?

Harry: no no you didnt 

Harry: you're honestly really pretty

Maybaline: awe thanks, i have my dads looks (:

Harry: well he must be a beautiful man

Maybaline: hes ok

Maybaline: im the real queen here tho

Maybaline: BUT ANYWAY

Maybaline: I WANT TO SEE YOU

Harry: you do?

Maybaline: is that not what i just siad

Harry: okay hold on, im gonna take a picture now

Maybaline: okayyyyy


I panicked. She wanted to see a picture of me and I had no idea what to do. If I send her a picture of me me then she probably won't believe it. But if she does believe it then she'll know I lied about my name and that I was born in america.

The seconds ticked by and I knew it would be any minute now before she would text me to see what was taking so long. So I did what any person would do in my situation. I opened twitter and searched through my followers for the best looking guy I could find that also looked around 22.

It took a minute but I finally found a guy. His name was Austin and he was 21, according to his bio. I went into his media and saved a selfie he had taken in his bed. I figured it fit the situation since I was currently in a hotel bed.

I held my breath as I pulled up the picture in Matt's text thread and hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 30 seconds passed before she replied, I counted.


Maybaline: wow you are hella cute


I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good.

I saved a few more pictures of the random guy, making sure to follow him back in case I needed more of his pictures later. I then hit the back button and went back onto my profile. My eyes landed on my own picture and I froze.

I, Harry Styles, just catfished someone... I'm a fucking catfish. Great. 

I shook off the thought as I received another text. It wasn't from Matt.


Louiiis: we're on our way back

Louiiis: you should have come, mate, Kendall was there

Harry: okay? not sure why i should care why she was there

Louiiis: whats up your ass

Harry: nothing wtf

Harry: i just dont like her like everyone thinks i do, shes a friend, thats it

Louiiis: yeah, tell the media that


I ignored his text and went back to see if Matt had texted. She didn't and that's when I realized I forgot to even reply.


Harry: i forgot to reply omg

Harry: thanks

Maybaline: no problem

Harry: my friends are on their way back

Maybaline: already? 

Harry: its 1:30 am

Maybaline: NUH UH

Maybaline: THERE IS NO WAY

Maybaline: I SWEAR I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK ONLY 10 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 10PM

Harry: *laughing emoji* 

Maybaline: how have we been talking for 3 hours, it only felt like 30 minutes

Maybaline: wtf did we even talk about for 3 hours

Harry: well it was mainly about your ass

Maybaline: true

Maybaline: my ass is fabulous ok, it should be the topic of all conversations 

Harry: debatable 

Maybaline: excuse me

Maybaline: you cant debate what you havent seen

Harry: okay you got me there but still

Harry: my ass is way more fabulous

Maybaline: WHAT NO

Maybaline: show me

Harry: wait twhat

Maybaline: did i stutter

Harry: im not showing you my ass

Maybaline: why not

Maybaline: ill show you mine

Harry: um no

Maybaline: *sends picture*

Harry: JESUS CHRIST





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a/n: so here's another chapter tonight even tho i know its short but like i dont want to write too long of chapters because then the book will be over faster so yeah

drop a vote if you like it so far and thanks for reading, xx.

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