9: Fried Or Scrambled Eggs?

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Maybaline: hOLY BOOBOO CHEESE

Maybaline: HARRU

Maybaline: HARRT

Maybaline: HARRY

Maybaline: GOT IT

Maybaline: GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENING IM CRYING

Maybaline: HARRIET GET EHRE NOW IM CSREAMING

Harry: booboo cheese?

Maybaline: HARRY FOLLWED ME ON TWITTER

Harry: elaborate please

Maybaline: HARRY EAT MY ASS STYLES JUST FOLLWOED ME ONT WITTER

Harry: ohhh

Harry: why didn't you just say that the first time

Maybaline: HOW DID HE FIND MY TWITRER

Harry: how should i know?

Maybaline: OMG SHOULD I SEND HIM A DM?????????

Harry: sure, why not

Maybaline: OMGOMGOGG OK BRRB

Harry: *laughing emojis*

Maybaline: ok i sent him a message

Harry: what did you say?

Maybaline: i said "so do you like fried eggs or scrambled eggs better"

Harry: wtf

Maybaline: ITS A LEGIT QUESTION EAT ME

Harry: but its so random?? what do eggs have to do with anything

Maybaline: SHSHSHHHS HE REPLIED

- twitter convo -

Harry Styles: um.. fried?

matt loves harry: but you can't put cheese on fried eggs so whats the point

Harry Styles: i dont understand?

matt loves harry: eggs are only good with cheese but you cant put cheese on a fried egg

matt loves harry: but you can put cheese on scrambled eggs

matt loves harry: do you understand now

Harry Styles: no...

matt loves harry: well

- back to phone convo -

Maybaline: HE'S SO CUTE OMG

Harry: what

Maybaline: HE DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND IT WAS SO CUTE

Harry: okay..

Maybaline: sorry im jsut still freaking out because he fOLLOWED ME AND THEN REPLIED TO MY DM

Harry: yes i can see that

Maybaline: dont be salty cause he wants me and not you

Harry: are you serious

Harry: one, im not salty. and two, YOU LITERALLY WERE SAYING LAST NIGTH THAT HE WOULD NEVER KNOW OF YOUR EXISTENCE OK SO F U

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