Hairy: why
Hairy: just why
Matt: you love them
Hairy: but why
Hairy: why would you send me a nude of your um
Matt: boobs? tits? tattas? milk sacks? fat bags?
Hairy: ...chest
Matt: because thats what a nude is duh
Hairy: ok but why
Matt: why not
Hairy: BECAUSE I DIDNT ASK FOR IT
Matt: AND
Matt: YOU KNOW YOU STILL SAVED THAT PIC FOR LATER
Hairy: no i did not
Matt: mhm (;
Hairy: stop
Hairy: im still in shock over your boobs
Matt: they nice aint they
Hairy: thats besides the point
Matt: HAHA YOU THINK THEY'RE NICE
Hairy: IS THAT A CRIME
Matt: NO BUT ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T EVEN MY BOOBS
Hairy: what
Matt: I SEARCHED UP BOOBS ON GOOGLE AND SENT THE FIRST PIC I SEEN AHHHAHHSSJSJS
Hairy: oh thank god
Hairy: i thought they were yours but im glad they aren't
Matt: yeah right
Hairy: shut up
Matt: you still saved then didn't you
Hairy: NO I DIDNT
Matt: STOP LYING
Hairy: IM NOT
Matt: WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN
Matt: MMMM OH MY GOD
Matt: STOP FUCKIN LYIN
Hairy: i am so done with you
Matt: nah
Hairy: why are you like this
Matt: idk
Hairy: were you dropped as a baby?
Matt: quite a few times
Hairy: that explains it
Matt: stfu you rat
Hairy: wow
Hairy: that almost hurt my feelings
Matt: you know what
Matt: eat me
Hairy: STOP SAYING THAT IDK WHAT YOU MEAN BY IT
Matt: I MEAN SPREAD MY LEGS AND GO TO FCKING TOWN
Hairy: oh my god
Hairy: well we are meeting in like 3 days so
Hairy: shave (;
Matt: SHHDJDHDHSHSJSJS
Matt: HARRU WTF YOU CANR DO THAT TO ME
Hairy: YOU ASKED ME TO
Matt: I KNOW BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GROSSED OUT NOT GO ALONG WITH IT IMSJSJJSSNSB
Hairy: oh so you can be dirty but i cant
Hairy: i see, just wait til we meet
Hairy: ima turn yo vagina into a waterfall
Matt: SJJDJDS WIM WEAK
Hairy: u gon b
Matt: STIP TYPINF LIKE THAT
Hairy: y
Matt: I DONT LIKE IT
Hairy: you know what you will like though
Hairy: me destroying your town
Matt: IM CHOKING
Hairy: you will be (;
Matt: HARRY STOP OR I STG IM KMS
Hairy: alright alright I'll stop
Hairy: then we'll go for round two
Matt: THERE WONT BE A ROUND 1 FYMMM
Matt: I AM A CHILD OF GOD
Hairy: sex god***
Matt: SOMMROFDNS
Hairy: LMAO
Hairy: ok im done
Hairy: i cannot believe i said all that, i feel so dirty now
Matt: HOW DO YOU THNK I FEEL
Hairy: wet (;
Matt: GOODBYE
Hairy: NO COME BACK
Hairy: MATT IM SORRY ILL STOP I SWEAR
Hairy: if you come back I'll send you a nude
Hairy: REALLY YOU'VE WANTED A NUDE FOR FOREVER BUT WONT COME BACK FOR ONE
Hairy: fuck it
Hairy: *sends picture*
Matt: OH MY FCKING GOD
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Catfished - {COMPLETED}
FanfictionI held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good...
