Matto: 15 days
Hairy: stfu
Matto: oh wow someone's salty
Matto: did you mistake the salt for sugar this morning when you made coffee
Hairy: no
Matto: then wtf is your problem
Hairy: nothing, just stop reminding me how many days are left
Matto: oh
Matto: well sorry jesus
Hairy: im not Jesus, im harry
Matto: no you're hairy
Hairy: what
Matto: nothing
Hairy: IS HAIRY MY CONTACT NAME
Hairy: MATT I STG
Hairy: I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS OK I WILL COME KILL YOU
Matto: DO IT
Matto: YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW
Matto: JUST
Matto: DO IIITTT
Hairy: shia labeouf is that you
Matto: HAHAHAHAHAAH
Matto: yes
Hairy: seriously is my name hairy
Matto: yes
Hairy: REALLY
Hairy: thats ok yours is Matto
Matto: dont talk to me.
Hairy: AHAHAHAH
Hairy: come on its just a contact name, whats the big deal?
Hairy: are you seriously not going to talk to me?
Hairy: wow how very mature of you
Hairy: look at you, ignoring people
Hairy: two can play at this game
- 1 Hour Passes -
- 2 Hours Pass -
- 5 Hours Pass -
Hairy: FINE ILL CHANGE THE NAME
Matto: thank you
Hairy: god you are so stubborn why do i like you
Matt: you like me?
Hairy: what
Matt: you said you like me
Hairy: i did?
Matt: you did
Hairy: oh
Hairy: well i meant it as like a friend, not like like
Matt: mhm sure
Hairy: whatever
Matt: SO TELL ME GIRL IF EVERY TIME WE TO-O-OUCH
Matt: YOU GET THIS KIND OF RU-U-USH
YOU ARE READING
Catfished - {COMPLETED}
FanfictionI held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good...
