Preference #13 He Catches You Watching 50 Shades

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by cboy650

by cboy650

He Catches You Watching 50 Shades

Patrick: You're curled up on the couch in the dark, popcorn in one hand and a soda in the other. Christian Grey is on your TV screen, telling Ana about all his rules. You're chewing hard on your popcorn, and then you hear the door open. Jumping off the couch, you turn on the lights and turn off the movie. Your husband Patrick walks in and sees you. "What are you up to in here?" He asks. "Nothing." You say. "I feel like you're lying. What were you watching in here?" He asks. "I wasn't watching anything." You lie. "You're lying again, I see. Welp, im gonna have to see for myself I guess." He says. He moves toward you. "You don't have to do that, there's nothing to see." You tell him. "Still lying. Man." Patrick says. You know what's coming. He grabs you around the waist and picks you up, throwing you over his shoulder and tickling your sides ruthlessly. You scream and flail but he won't let you go. He tickles you until you're distracted, then opens the DVD player and looks at the movie. He puts you down. "50 Shades?" He asks. You nod sheepishly. "You're really watching another naked man?" He asks. "Um..." you say. Patrick shakes his head. "Now you're gonna get it." He says. He throws you on the couch and tickles you again. "I'm going to tickle you till you pee your pants!" He yells, and you both laugh.

Pete: It's right smack in the middle of a kinky sex scene when Pete walks in with dinner. You have the TV turned up so loud you don't even hear him come in. "What are you watching?!" He yells. You jump and look at him. "It's just a movie." I say. "But you're watching a movie without me!" He cries. "It's fifty shades." You say. "but I wanna see Anastasia!" He exclaims. "Excuse me?" You say, raising your eyebrow. "You gonna sit there and look at Christian Grey's ass and tell me you're watching it for the plot?" He asks. You open your mouth and close it. "Didn't think so. Start it over." He says.

Joe: You're watching the movie on your phone in the kitchen while Joe cooks dinner. You have your headphones in, so you don't hear him come over to your side. It's getting to one of those scenes you would cover your child's eyes for when he snatches your headphones out. "I'm talking to you, but since naked people have more to say I'll wait." he snaps. "I'm sorry babe. What did you want?" You ask. "I asked what you wanted with dinner?" He says. "Anything you make." You smile at him. "What are you watching anyway?" He asks. "50 shades." You say. "Are you serious? That porno?" He asks. "No! It's has a plot! Watch!" You exclaim.

Andy: Andy doesn't like the idea of Fifty Shades, so you have to go watch it by yourself. He's not very happy about it when he finds out you watched it either. "I don't get it. Do I not give you what you want? Is that what you want?" He asks. "Because I can't do that." "No! Baby, I love you and what we have! It's just a movie!" You say. "It's a dirty fucking movie." He says. "it's still just a movie." You remind him. "You're right. I'm sorry." He says with a sigh. "I forgive you." You say. You give him a kiss. "Can I show you what I really want?" You ask, and he smiles.

Sorry it's been so long! But here ya go!

Ps. Has anyone heard Young And Menace? And Champion?

People seem to hate Young and Menace but I love them both! What do you think?

Love you all!
-Amy