EXO Scenarios [Request Are Open]

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A/N: *still in dreamland*

Baek: *opens music at 100% speaker and uses a microphone* WAKE UP~~ THE SUN HAS RISEEENNNN MAH PEEEEOOOOOPLLLEEEEEE!!~~

A/N: *opens her eyes* who dares to disturb my sleep at 3 in the morning? *Evil mode on* *stands up*

Baek: RIIIISSSEEE AND SSHHHIIINNNNNE- *hears someone breathing behind him*

<please tell me it's not A/N or Kyungsoo..>

*hears a string being pulled and a chainsaw starting up*

*turns around and gotten pale* A-A/N....hehe..w-what are you d-doing here? I-I mean...w-why a-are you up s-so e-early?

A/N: What do you think? *devil face*

Baek: *gulps* heh... heh....uhh...I...ahh.. I got to go.. *runs*

A/N: prepare your death coz your life ends today Byun Baekhyun. *chases him*

Kyungsoo: *watching them* hm. I was planning on doing that to Bacon but looks like someone did it for me or for herself. *enjoying bbh running and screaming while A/N laughing and chasing him with a chainsaw*

Suho: why are you guys up early in the morning it's 3--

Bbh: HELP MEEEE!!~~

A/N: COME BACK HERE BYUN FACKING BAEKHYUN!!

Bbh: I WILL DO ANYTHING!! BUT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

A/N: Anything you say?

Bbh: yes! Anything at all!

A/N: first apologize then you do What ever I want okay?

Bbh: okay!

Bbh: mianhamnida!!

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Bbh: *crying* wae A/N wae?

A/N: I'm really sorry..

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~4 hours later~

Bbh: *rubs his eyes on the towel* I'm finally done.

A/N: not yet. Bring it in boys.

Strangers: *delivery truck loads many of it on bbh*

Bbh: wae?!

A/N: 😁 go on. Continue cutting them.

Bbh: *stares cutting them* *crying*

Xiumin: *didn't see what bbh is doing but asks her* can I help?

A/N: 아주 친절하시네요! (To all of the readers who can't understand Korean it means 'how kind of you' in a casual way)

Suho: me 2!

Yeol: huh? Uhh me 3?...

Kai: whatev. I'm just going to try to help.

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Yeol: *sniffs* *crying*

Suho: w-wae A/N? *crying*

A/N: holy sh*t no. Don't cry! *covers his face*

Bbh: *crying* please don't do this to us.

Xiumin: *crying* please don't do this to Xiu-Xiu~ *sniffs*

A/N: I'm sorry Xiu. But you said you want to help.

A/N: Park ChanYeol keep cutting the onions or else I'll murder you.

Pcy: y-yes A/N. *cuts the onions while crying*

Kyungsoo: *watches them suffer*

Bbh: help me Kyunggie... help.

Kyungsoo: hm? Okay. *loads them more onions.*

Kyungsoo: there, I helped you.

Kai: ~° ^ °~ good job Hyung. Really smooth.

Bbh: ¡~¡

Pcy: T.T

Suho: >   <
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Xiu: A/N, please--

A/N: Hey Xiu! Let's buy some coffee and baozi!

Xiu: OKAY!

Bbh: but..

Kai: Unfair.

Pcy:  ¡.¡

Suho: #     #
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A/N: Suho, you're free. I don't like to see you crying. Just. No.

Suho: *wipes his tears with his money* I'm free. At last!

3: ¡ ~ ¡ How about--

A/N: no.

Chen: HAHAHA!! LOL! Look at your faces!

A/N: *gives a knife to Chen* cut. Onions. Now.

Chen: no.....nnooooo!! Please! No! Don't do this to me! I'll DIE like this!

A/N: =_= overreacting.

Chen: *ends up cutting 100000000000000 onions with the other 3.*

Kyungsoo: *smiling while watching them*

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