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Kyungsoo: guys. Have you seen my------.......... ---spatula....⊙_⊙

Professor Snakeu: *holding a spatula while holding the neck of Kris* hehehehe...

A/N: *came back from the mall* what's going on here----SNAKEU!!!!

Professor Snakeu: hehhehe..  mianheyo umma.

A/N: Put that spatula down! 

Professor Snakeu: *puts the spatula down*

A/N: let Kris go.

Professor Snakeu: but---

A/N: ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一

Professor Snakeu: heheh.  Okay mommeh. *let go of Kris*

Kris: why does he hate me so much? *gasps for air*

Professor Snakeu: *hisses*

A/N: now----*locked at the basement with Suho by Baek* Baekhyun!!!

Suho: *kicks the door*

Meanwhile...

Kyungsoo:......๏╭╮๏ my...  Spatula.....

Professor  🐍:........

Baekhyun : *enters* hey there uglies.

Professor Snakeu: who you callin' ugly eye liner gay?

Baekhyun : Fuck you.

Professor Snakeu: No. Suck you.

Baekhyun: moron.

Professor 🐍: ass hole.

Baekhyun: I have asshole but I am not an asshole.

Professor 🐍: oh? I never knew that Bacons have asses.

Baekhyun: that's it! imma kill you.

Professor 🐍: not until I break your pencils!  *breaks it* now go cry baby.  You couldn't  even confess your feelings towards Yoda. Scaredycat. Pussy. Now go cry like you did when Chanyeol loves Dara more than you.

Baekhyun: I am not going to cry! You bitch. I hate you!

Professor Snakeu: you hate m3? Lol.  Like I would care.  It's not like I live everyday  just to see you.

Baekhyun: Fayt me!

Professor 🐍: bite me!

Baekhyun: punch me!

Professor 🐍: kiss my Ass!

Baekhyun: kill me!--- *coughs out blood* *looks at the knife that was struck on his  chest* (。ŏ_ŏ) why..  Kyungsoo?  *ded*

You: ⊙_⊙

Kyungsoo: well he asked for it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kyungsoo: *leaves*

2 mommys: *enters  with a red face and angry face*

A/N: Baekhyun!---- ⊙_⊙

Suho: *looks at proffesor Snakeu* Did you just---

Professor Snakeu: it was----CHANYEOL WHO DID IT!

chanyeol: why me?  (|||゚д゚)




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