EXO Scenarios [Request Are Open]

I introduce you to---

Hello everyone!

You may probably think I'm a normal potato, or maybe not.

Well.

I'm not normal.

I fight with my heartue and my brain on the inside.

Like for example:

Me(in mind): HOWLY SHEET! I CAN'T. *reading a smut* WHAT THE FU.... 0/////0

Heart: HOLY SHIT, FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK. NO. YOU'RE GONNA KILL US BIAS.

Brain: mhm.. interesting. 😏

Me: EWW.

Heart: WHAT'S INTERESTING ABOUT A MEANINGFUL SMUT?!

Brain: A lot. It even makes you SUHOrny though.

Me: ewww. No. Just. No.

Heart: UWHABABSGANAHGSHSJAJAJSS

Me&Heart: I hate you.

Brain: I labyu too.

Me: why are you even my friend?

Brain: I brought you to the dark side of the kpop world, I made you smart, I give you senses of thinking, and..... I control over what things you think....like... byuntae.. stuffs. 😏

Me:......

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There! That's an example! They might bring me to the mental hospital for me fighting with my Brain (sometimes) over what food to eat.

So...

I came up--- I mean. WE came up with something.

Something interesting.

Something that puts a bit life on the book.

Now...

Ladies and GentleFans.

I may introduce you to---

Professor Snake.

Hehehehe...

He's a meme, byuntae, sassy, salty, mean, full of surprises...., Diva(Lol), Goddess(another lol), uncaring, honest, & reckless guy.

Say hello Professor Snake.

Professor Snake: who the fuck is this(you)? She(or He) looks like a potato that got smashed by an hippopotamus and got sat on an elephant.

You:.....

Professor Snakeu: and who are theses fatties(EXO)?

A/N: My life.

Professor Snakeu: Bish. I thought you're loyal to Jimin.

A/N: I CAN'T. I LOVE UNICORN AND JIBOOTY AT THE SAME TIME.

Professor Snakeu: whore...

Looks at EXO...

EXO stares at him.

10 minutes later.

Professor Snakeu: HAVE YOU ASS TWATS EVER HEARD OF INTRODUCING YOURSELF?

EXO: *startled* Mian--

Professor Snakeu: Shut up and reveal your unworthy names.

Suho:....-_-

Professor Snakeu: Give me that face and I'll chop you into pieces. Now introduce yourselves a-holes! You're wasting my time. -_-#

EXO: *nods*

Kris: My--

Professor Snakeu: Are you guys gonna stare at me all day? CLOSE YOUR UGLY EYES AND SAY YOUR NAMES.

Kris: Name is Kris.

Suho: hello im---

Professor Snakeu: *spits water out* WHY DID YOU SAY HELLO? IT'S UNPOLITE TO SAY THAT WORD.

Suho: *in mind* WTF.

Suho: My name is Junmyeon, stage name is Suho.

Chen: Chen here.

Baekhyun: BAEKHYUN IN DA HOUSE~

Chanyeol: I'M CHANYEOL!!!~

Kyungsoo: Kyungsoo.... stage name is D.O.

Tao: I'M T.A.O. TAO!~

Professor Snakeu: who asked you to spell your name?

Tao:...

Xiumin: Xiu---Min. *chomps on baozi*

Luhan: LUHAN HERE~~~

Professor Snakeu: WTF?

Professor: why is there a girl here?

Luhan: HEY! I'm manly!

Professor Snakeu: EEEEEWWW. YOU'RE A LESBO!

Luhan:...... *so done with Professor Snakeu*

Kai: My name is Jongin.

Sehun: Sehun......-_-

Lay: HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS YIXING. STAGE NAME IS LAY!~

EXO: *looks at Lay*

Chen: he.....he said...  'the word'....

Baekhyun: Shit....

Professor Snakeu:....

Professor Snakeu:....

Professor Snakeu: NICE TO MEET YOU LAY.

Suho: WHAT?!

Suho,Lu,Tao: *faints*

Kyungsoo: :D

You: I'm Y/N btw.

Professor Snakeu: did I ask?

You: YOU DID.

Professor Snakeu: I didn't ask you. I asked A/N Bish. *walks off*

You:.....

A/N: 😁 he's awesome