A/N: I'm back from my vacation! *grand entrance*
A/N: 0___0 *looks at everything, shocked* What happened here?!
Baekhyun: *charging towards Luhan* YOU AND YOUR STUPID HELLO KITTY SHALL DIE!!!
Luhan: oh, like I'm scared eye liner boy.
Baekhyun: *jumped to Luhan* *attacks him* YOU BETCH!!
Luhan: *fights back* I ain't a betch. You couldn't even make Chanyeol to fall for you.
Baekhyun: SAY IT AND YOU'RE DEAD!
A/N: what's goi--
Tao: *throws tantrums* MY GUCCI ALL BURNED!!
Kyungsoo: you love Gucci that much don't you? So, eat it!
Kris: Ace~ *sobs while holding the head of ace*
Suho: YOU LOVE THAT LITTLE THING MORE THAN ME!! NOW, ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH THAT CRAPPY THING!! *slams his room door*
Kai: Hyung st--
Kyungsoo: too late, I burnt all of his Guccis. He even doesn't appreciate my food!
Kai: Hy---
Chanyeol: HAHHAHAHHAHA---- WAAAAHHHH!!!!
Lay: *lost conscious, on the floor*
A/N: what is hap--
Chen: *holding a knife* I'M NOT UGLY FAGGOTS! YOU ARE GAYS!!
BaekLu: *stops their fight* GAY MY A*S! Shut up dinosaur who looks like a camel!
Chen: WHY YOU!!!
Xiumin: * in the middle of the room* Stop----- *Sehun got knocked out by the things Tao is throwing* ----fighting.
A/N: *walks past them* *sits down at the couch*
Xiumin: ??? *sits down with her, doesn't know what she's going to do*
EXO: *looks at them* *silent*
A/N: what are you looking at? Continue your fight. *smiles creepily*
EXO: shit....
~Few Hours later~
A/N: NO. GUCCI.
Tao: wha--
A/N: NO. GUCCI.
Tao: *sobs* N-No. Gucci.
A/N: You're ugly.
Chen: WHAT?!
A/N: not you. The mirror.
Chen:........ *still not calmed*
A/N: Xiu--
Xiumin: I got it. *kisses Chen*
Chen: >////< <Hyung just kissed me!!> *calms down*
A/N: conceal don't feel. Don't let him control you.
Kyungsoo: *nods* don't let my other half (SatanSoo) control me.
A/N: Kris thinks you're flawless and says he loves you.
Suho: where's the proof?!
A/N: *steps aside*
Kris: *fluffy eyes from all the crying* Joonie.. Im sorry and wo ai ni...
Suho: *sighs*
A/N: when you're sad. Don't laugh. Just tell.
Chanyeol: okay....
A/N: here.. *gives a new phone* NOW. DON'T. ACT. LIKE. A. MENTAL. HOSPITAL'S. PATIENT.
Chanyeol: Ommo.... thank you!! *hugs her, forget she's a living human, hugged her so tight*
A/N: Ack----
A/N: You're lying.
Sehun: NO I'm not! I got knocked out by Tao's tantrums!!
A/N: then why did I saw bottles of wine in your room?
Sehun: you didn't see anything.
A/N: is it about WhateverPurpleness?
Sehun:......
A/N: Bro. She's here.
Sehun: I don't believe y--
(WP is WhateverPurpleness)
WP: tadah!!!
Sehun: 0///0
WP: I recovered from the hosp--
Sehun: *kissed her aggressively*
A/N: my innocent eyes!! *ran away*
Sehun: I missed y--
WP: *nose bleeds, faints*
Sehun: not again... -__-#
A/N: I'll buy you eye liners. Just don't go insane when it's bro--
BTOB: *sings Insane*
A/N: how did yo--
Minhyuk: *peck her fast on the lips and ran away with BTOB*
A/N: *nose bleeds*
Baekhyun: okay. Buy me New eyeliners whenever you want to.
A/N: Hello kitty is awesome.
Luhan: thank you.
A/N: you're manly.
Luhan: Thanks! ^w^
A/N: don't hurt people if they say you're not manly or they hate hello kitty.
Luhan:.....
A/N: Manly man doesn't hurt people.
Luhan: really?-- wow--- I'll not hurt anyone.
A/N: *mumbles* you're not manly but cute...
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