Suho···
Suho: oh gosh (someone's name)
S/N: O-Oppa--- hngh--
Suho: I'm going go cu--
You: *standing in front of your room door* >:( I can't believe that--- *heard a high pitch cry* that's it!
You: *took his blackcard you saw from his wallet downstairs and books your flight to Canada* I'm going to Canada bishes with my black card.
Xiumin···
Xiumin: (Enemy/Name)!! You're so tight!
E/N: Ah! Xiumi--
Both: *heard a cough from and looks at you who is standing in front of them*
You: explain this shit, would you?
Luhan···
You: ;~; I t-thought he was loyal.. *sobs at the kitchen*
You: that's it... I'm going in and end our relationship.
You: *went upstairs, open your bedroom door* Luhan I had en---
Luhan: *trying to put on your hello kitty dress* so tight! ;_; Ah!! It hurts... Y/N, can you help me here?
Chen···
You: *starts packing your things* :'( I thought he loves me....
You: I must face him first...
You: *enters your room*
Chen: y-y/n! Hehe.. w.we.. were..j..just--
You: this isn't a prank Kim Jongdae. *slips out your engagement ring out of your hand* I know it isn't. Good bye Mr. Kim. *slams the door shut*
Chen: Jagiya! *runs after you* Its just a mannequin and a sound recorder!
Lay···
You: *anger starts boiling up when you hear their moans* *stomps to your and opens your room door* GET THE FUCK OUT! GET OU--
Lay: 0__0 *startled and quickly closed the Laptop*
You: wth...
Lay: S-Sorry! Kai borrowed my laptop yesterday! And he left the website of what he's watching on! And I got curious so I watched it!
You: *puts the bat down* oohh.. hehe.. *felt awkward*
Kris···
You: t-that bitch!
You: *eneters your room and jumps on that lady* *pulls her hair and slaps her* AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Kris: *looks at you weirdly*
You: *dreaming while punching your pillow* DIE BIYATCH!
Tao···
You: TAO!! ;~; *opens your room door with teary eyes* I can't believe you're doing th--
Tao: ahh! It hurts! ㅠ~ㅠ *whimpers like a girl*
Tao: *squeezing his pimple*
You:....
Chanyeol and---··
You: *opens the door*
Baekhyun: Ah! Chanyeol! *moans like a girl*
Chanyeol: Bae-- ---crap
Baekhyun: what's wrong? *looks at you who was shocked at the door* shit...
Chanyeol: Y/N... I can ex--
You: OMFG!! BAEKYEOL! *squeals* OMFG!!
Chanyeol: you aren't mad?
You: why would I?
Chanyeol: because you're my girlfriend and I--
You: Who cares about that when BaekYeol ship is sailing? *smirks* Go on. Pretend I'm not here.
Kai···
You: ahem.
Kai&Woman: *looks at you*
Woman: *quickly took her clothes and ran out of your room*
Kai: Y-Y/n heheh.. what.. what are you doing here early? Shouldn't you be at work?
You: I left my wallet here. -_- I thought we talked about the hookers you always bring home every time I went outside last night?
Kyungsoo···
Kyunggie: *like never! He's very loyal and won't look at other women the way he looks at you*
Sehun···
You: *heard it* *beast mode* *takes the axe and enters your room* YOU BITCH! GET THE FUCK OU-- wait what?
Sehun: *watching the video of you two doing the deed*
Sehun: hey Jagiya. Want to watch with me?
You: *how did he have the video of us doing it anyway?* sure
