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Perfect tee shot

Chen stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "what's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"

Chen answers,

"My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here."

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You: *choking Chen at home* YOU BETCH!