EXO Scenarios [Request Are Open]

12 pevert guys and 1 innocent girl(You)

Requested by: Pinkypanda123

A/N: mhm.. I love all of my byuntae readers.. I'm not playing favorites ^w^ I love all of you very much!~ and warning for the pure and innocent mind peoples, please skip this chapter unless you want to be one of us... The ones at the dark side of the kpop world.

It was one beautiful day. But until then......EXO became weird.

-You

Y/N Is at the kitchen, cooking breakfast since D.O is feeling tired all of a sudden.

"What a beautiful day," you say. A smile formed on your lips as you hum your favorite song.

Meanwhile, the boys who were at the living room, watching television all of a sudden eyed you at the kitchen. You are wearing a pink apron, small t-shirt and a mini skirt. Mhm. A mini skirt.

Then...it all started..

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Xiumin:.. her baozi...

Xiumin: 0////0 *baozi fell from his mouth*

EXO approaches you.

You: Hm? Oh hey! What are you guys doing here? *back still facing them*

Baekhyun: *slapped your butt* Ohh!~ it feels good.

You: *embarrassed* w-what do y-you mean?

Kai: *snakes his arms around your waist and whispers seductively* wanna have fun later? *smirks*

You: *shivers* n-no thanks.. I'm not in mood for playing.

Kai:

Kai:

Kai:

Luhan: *turned the stove off*

You: what the hell?

Luhan: *traces your waistline* imma make your flower bloom tonight~

You: 0////0 n-no need to d-do so.

Chen: Aish! It's so hot in here!

You: But it's winte--

Chen: it's because of you! You're so hot that I need you to undress me!

You: *covers your face from embarrassment* umm.. e-eew?

Chanyeol: Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Baby you know what?
You're better without clothes.

You: *threw towel at his face* Its embarrassing!

You: *uncomfortable, changing topic* I got nutella, does any of you want some?

Lay: hmm.. no need. Your legs are nutella.

You: huh? Why?

Lay: I love to spread them. ;)

Suho: I maybe small.

You: ??

Suho: But wait until you see my junior.

You: *speecless, embarrassed, uncomfortable* *covers your ears* staph!

Tao&Kris: Hey baby.

You:..*waves* hi

Kris: call me daddy. ;)

Tao: I'll make you scream my name tonight Y/N

Xiumin: are you a wind?

You: no. Why?

Xiumin: because you blow me like a flute.

You:..... *sits at the corner with red face, so done with those perverts*

Sehun: *sits beside her* *touches your 'FlOWeR'* I bet your ohorat wants to meet my yehet.

You: *slaps his hand* eww! Staph!! *hugs your knees* STAY AWAY PERVERTS!

Kyungsoo: *SatanSoo mode* wanna hear my love poem?

You: please not any dirty--

Kyungsoo: Roses are red,
          Nuts are round,
          Shirts are up,
          Panties are down,
          Belly to belly,
          Skin to skin,
          When it's stiff,
          Stick it in!

You: *so done, runs to the bathroom, baths on holy water* I NEED TO HEAL MY MIND!

Jisoo: *looks at EXO* you all need Jisoo.

Kyungsoo: *back to normal* hmm.. what happened?

Rest of EXO: *speechless by the poem he made*

Kyungsoo: mm.. maybe SatanSoo too over me for a while.. but oh well. *went back to his room*

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Your reaction: (insert your reaction)

A/N's reaction: wow... what did I just wrote?