Suho: my son is perfect.
Neighbor: why? Does he take drugs?
Suho: NoPe.
Neighbor: does he drink wine?
Suho: No.
Neighbor: does he say curse word.
Suho: No.
Neighbor: does he go home late?
Suho: NoPe.
Neighbor: Wow! Your son is really perfect! what's his name? And how old is he?
Suho: his name is Sehun.
Neighbor: age?
Suho: Hm?
Neighbor: how old is Sehun?
Suho: Ohh..
Suho: *smiles brightly* he's turning 6 months old!
Neighbor:...
