EXO Scenarios [Request Are Open]

Maknaes if A/N and Suho isn't home

Suho: And just remember. no fighting.

A/N: no parties.

Suho: no messing of things.

Both: and no going outside! Don't open the doors to strangers. Lock the doors and shut all of the windows.  And if you get hungry---

Professor Snakeu: we know mama. Dont worry.

Sehun: we're grown up and responsible. Rayt? *elbows Kai*

Kai: R-Right!

Tao: SO..  YOU DON'T WANNA BE LATE RIGHT? go now!! Bye!!  *pushes them out and closes the door then locks it*

Professor Snakeu: now that they're gone... (´⊙ω⊙')

4: lets--

Professor Snakeu:--eat chocolates.

3: ---play truth or dare.

Professor Snakeu:....

Kai: let's do both.

............

Sehun: Snakeu, truth or dare?

Snakeu: truth. Snakeu no like to lick the floor as a dare.

Sehun: ..

Sehun: who's your father?

Snakeu: You see..  Snakeu has---*counts using his fingers* ah yes!  28 father.  But Snakeu is always with my first father so..  My mama says that my father is Lay. But I have 28 fathers.  So I accept  what my mama says and pretend like I only have 1 father.

Tao:....*blinks*

Sehun: o.. Okay?

Kai: so.. Did your parents ever bang---

Snakeu: shhh...  *hushes Kai* mama never tells me and always grounds me whenever Snakeu ask mama.  And I'm only allowed to reply at one question.

Kai:.....

Snakeu: hmm... Sehun--

Kai: shouldn't you call him hyung?

Snakeu: we're only one day age gap.

Kai: even though---

Snakeu: truth or dare?

Sehun: truth.

Snakeu: do you even..  Love Ms. lesbo?(Luhan)

Sehun:.. No.

Snakeu: WELL.  GUD JOB SEHUN!  YOU DID THE RIGHT CHOI----

Tao: how was that even a good choice I mean---

Snakeu: Bish did I ever ask you to enterupt me? Huh? Have you ever know about the lesson "DON'T ENTERUPT OTHER'S CONVERSATION UNLESS ITS IMPORTANT"?! did Suho hyung raise you like that?  No. DID YOUR MOTHER EVER RAISE YOU LIKE THAT? HUH?! ANSWER ME YOU LIL SHIT.

Tao: *scared af*

Kai:...๏︿๏

Sehun: （＾ω＾）

Snakeu: As I thought so.  She didn't!  YOU.ARE.THE.ONE.WHO. TAUGHT. YOUR. SELF. TO. BE.  THAT. STUPID. IDIOT. BITCH.  Gucci this,  Gucci that! Why don't you eat the Gucci! We don't want you. No. We don't NEED you anymore. YOU LEFT EXO. YOU WASTED OUR MONEY ON THAT GARBAGE, YOU--

Tao: it's not garbage!

Snakeu: *slams his fist on the table* WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!  DONT EVEN ENTERUPT ME OR REPLY BACK AT ME YOU LIL SHIT. STUPID BITCH.  NO WONDER BAEKHYUN HYUNG HATES YOU. *flips imaginary hair*

Tao: YOU'RE SO MEAN!!(╥﹏╥)  *runs back to his room*

Snakeu: *immitates him sarcastically* ugh.

Kai:

Sehun:

Kai:

Sehun:

Kai:

Snakeu: what are you looking at?!

Kai: Chicken?

Sehun: yes.

Snakeu: suuure.

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*sound of door opening*

2 mom: WE'RE BA---

Suho: ---what happened here?!

A/N: ---can I have a chicken?

Suho:

A/N: what? ---i mean!  WHAT HAPPENED?!

*The house things scattered and feathers of the pillow is on the floor while Snakeu, Sehun,  and Kai is jumping while playing pillow fight*

Sehun:...

Kai: uh-oh

Snakeu:....

Suho: YOU 3. YOU'RE GROUNDED.  NO BUBBLE TEA, NO CHICKEN, AND NO MANICURE.

Kai: but...

Suho: NO BUTS.  OFF TO YOUR ROOM NOW! 

3:... *walks silentlty back to their rooms*

Suho: *holds his head* kids this days.

A/N:...can we drink coffee and eat pancakes?  I'm hungry.