EXO Scenarios [Request Are Open]

BaekYeol: I'M YOURS ONLY PCY!!

Requested by: jungkookie_pjm
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A/N: *observing the surroundings*

Bbh: *singing*

Pcy: *stares at Bbh* *whispers* angelic voice.... so natural...

Chen: *sitting beside Pcy* HAH! GAAAYYY!!!

Pcy: What? I'm n-not GA-

Bbh: I love you 2 chany.

Pcy: *gasps* am i imagining things?

Kai: you're not.

Pcy: can you repeat that again hyung?

Bbh: I said I love you too.

Yeol: OMMO!! *jumps and hugs bbh* MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!! I LOVE YOU BAEKHYUN!!!

Bbh: *grins*

BaekYeol: *about to kiss* *suddenly--

V: *appeared out of no where* EOMMA-- *gasps* ARE YOU CHEATING ON APPA?!

Bbh: how did you-- *steps away from pcy*

V: I teleported.

Bbh: oh-

V: YOU!!!

Pcy: *points to himself* m-me?

V: YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL EOMMA AWAY FROM APPA DAEHYUN!

Pcy: hehehe...I'm not. I don't even--

V: *steps on his foot* YODA!

Pcy: *frightened* I'm not trying to--

V: *spots Kai*

Kai: holy sh*t..

V: HI!! *waves his hands* LET'S PLAY! *running to Kai*

Kai: no no no! *teleport*

V: *teleport with him*

(Chicago)

Kai: HELP!! *teleport*

V: YAY!! *teleport*

(U.S)

(Warehouse)

Kai: SOMEONE STOP THIS KID!

V: HEHEH! I'M CATCHING YOU!

~Both teleports~

Trump: 0___0

Guards: uhh....

Trump: *points a gun to his head and pulls the trigger*

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News reporter: this just in. Donald Trump has committed  suicide and nobody knows why--

Kai: HALP!!!! THIS ALIEN IS KILLING OF HOW HOT I AM!!

V: *alien language* ASURAHKLOOKHHHUIOPLAGUHUHU~ WATAMIMOKOKI~

News reporter:.....

DaPeopleWhoIswatchingDaTV:.......uhh..yeah there's an alien but...who just shout 'halp this alien is killing of how hot I am'?

DPWIWDT2: mmm...it's probably nobody.

(Shore)

News reporter: I just realized that I was wrong. Aliens do exists and invisible man do exists... the shame is on me. I must die from what I've lied... good bye life.. *jumps off and drowns*

(Back in to where EXO is)

Pcy: you have sons with Daehyun eh...

Bbh: no...I mean yes. I mean no. I mean yes.

Pcy: well then--

Kai: HALP!! *runs behind Kyungsoo*

V: HAHAHA--

Kyungsoo: You dare touch him, I'll kill you.

V: *keeps quiet*

V: *turns to look at pcy*

Pcy: uhh... *gulps*

V: YOU. STEALER. MUST. STAY. AWAY. FROM. EOMMA. GOT IT?

Pcy: got it--

V: *jumps on him and about to attack him*

Suho: Guys we have a visi--- tor...

Jin: oh there you are! I'm super sorry for his disturbance. I should've disciplined him properly. *grabs V*

V: but this Yoda is stealing eom--

Jin: Bye!!! *closes the door*

Pcy:....

Bbh:....

Bbh: I can expl--

Chen: Hah! GAAAYYY!!!

Pcy: *phone notification rings* oh! I got a notification! *opens his phone and--* OMFG!! DARA JUST FOLLOWED ME BACK AT INSTA!! OMFG!! DREAM COME TRUE!! *fanboying* OMFG! OMFG!! *screams*

Bbh:.....

Bbh: ChanYeol.

Pcy: *looks at him with an idiotic grin plastered on his face* Yes??

Bbh: I'M YOURS ONLY! NO ONE ELSE! NOT EVEN DARA!! YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO FAN BOY OVER ME AND LOVE ME ONLY!! NOW! YOU MADE ME MAD AND YOU BETTER RUN IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!!

Pcy: uh-oh... *runs* PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEE!!!

Bbh: *chases him* I'M YOURS ONLY BETCH!!

KaiSoo: uhh..

A/N: ummm....

~A moment of silence but then--~

Chen: Hah! GAY!!!!

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My weird, ugly readers, please keep requesting more, if you don't I'll eat you and digest you with my dinosaur mouth.

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-Jongdae

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