Joji's pov: I woke up to my phone ringing and of course it was Chad, I answer it and try be super quiet for Fiona "Today? At 12 ok see you there." I answered then hung up realizing it was 11:20. I get dressed and went down to the buffet to get me and Fiona breakfast for the day, Once I walked into our room Fiona turned to look at me and whine saying that she needed 5 more minutes "Not today Fiona come on eat up so we can go get pumpkins." I responded handing Fiona the muffin I got her and she nodded going into the bathroom to shower and get dressed. Once I finished my cereal Fiona was ready to go so I got in our rental car and drive over to Wal-Mart so Fiona could pick out our pumpkins that we were going to carve with the guys, "Joji how about this one?" Fiona says pointing at a pumpkin probably the size of her head "I mean it's your pumpkin I already picked mine." I said grabbing a random pumpkin out of the pile and she nodded grabbing her pumpkin so we could purchase it
Fiona's pov: After Joji bought our pumpkins We went back to the hotel to grab my sweater because it was starting to get cold, Max picked us up at the hotel minutes later and he put both pumpkins in between me. Once we got to his house max set down our pumpkins to explain why we were ordered to come over, "Alright so today class we're carving pumpkins!" He cheered sarcastically and I let out a small laugh and Max then let us carve out our pumpkins. Joji helped me a bit when the knife got stuck in the pumpkin but other than that everything was going great until Chad got the bright idea to stick the pumpkin I carved on my head, "What are you a fucking dumbass!" Ian said as i struggled to pull it off and then we all realized it was stuck. "Pumpkin head lookin ass!" Max laughed as Joji tried to pull it off I stuck out my tounge through the mouth i made and that made max laugh even harder than before, "Can't we cut it off?!" I asked wanting to get this thing off my head but everyone disagreed as it can be to dangerous.
Chad's pov: I felt kinda bad that I got Fiona's head stuck in the pumpkin but everyone tried but couldn't get the pumpkin off her head. How to basic finally has an idea to rub fiona in butter have her stand up and we can slide off the pumpkin that way, After Fiona is buttered up we all try to pull off the pumpkin and Finally after one fianl tug Fiona is Free from her pumpkin prison. "Can i go shower now?" she asked max and he nodded grabbing her a towel and showing her the bathroom, I apologized to Joji and he said it was fine and when Fiona got out of the shower i handed her a marker a let her write anything she wanted on my stomach and she wrote in big letters Gay Retard.
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Adopted by Flithy Frank\ Joji Miller
FanfictionI realize this is gonna be cringey to most of you out there but I figured I could pull this story off. Also as a adopted story writer I don't pull those OMG CAR ACCIDENT NOW MARKIPLERS IN A COMAAAAA sort of bullshit basically the cliches of these ty...