Harley Quinn and The Joker

Lost it

J was busy with his work. I bothered him so that he'll notice me.

Well, he did.

But it was out of irritation.

In the end, I decided to leave him alone.

I went to a mall. I forgot to bring some cash with me.

I decided to use Harleen's credit card.

I saw a really cute short. It was sparkly. Plus, it had a red and black motif and some diamonds in it.

I went inside the boutique to buy it.

And that was just the start of my shopping spree.

While I was eating my ice cream. I saw that pesty commissioner. His name was Gordon, I think. I'm not sure though. 

I consider him stupid.

He was with Sarah, his mistress. Wait... I think she was his recent wife. Mistah J told me a joke about Gordon's infidelity. Gordon was also with a teen. She looks like a nerd. I don't know her name though.

I went to them but I hid myself.

They were talking about Mistah J. They better be not insulting him.

"Batman said the Joker's out. This is never going to end, is it?" He sighed.

"Wherever he is, I am always bothered. When he's locked up, I always pray that he stays there but when's that going to happen.  He always escapes.  And whenever he's out and free from Arkham.  I'm afraid he might go on a slaughter spree on everyone." Gordon said to his wife while the teen beside him was enjoying herself with her phone

"Calm down, James. He's still not bothering anyone. Let him be as long as he's not doing anything crazy--" Gordon cutted of his wife.

"But he IS crazy"

I was calming down myself.  How dare he?! Ugh.. Who am I kiddin'? Of course he's crazy!! But I still love him.

"Barbara, so how's school?" Gordon said to his daughter.

Oh! So her name's Barbara.

"Oh, yeah. It's fine. Everything's going well."

She avoided eye contact with her father. She lingered around her surroundings.

We had eye contact when she unintentionally looked at my direction.

Shock was present in her eyes. Maybe, she knows me?... Of course she does!!

"Dad, I think I just saw the Joker--" She was stuttering.

"The Joker?!!" Gordon started to panic.

"Not him. His girlfriend"

"Son of a b*tch"

I was panicking when I noticed the fire alarm beside me.

I pushed the button and hurriedly left the building.

My heart was pounding as I kept running away from the building.

I saw an ice cream parlor and went inside. I want to eat some. Plus, I need to go to the comfort room.

I ordered first then I went to the comfort room.

I looked for my cosmetics in my bag. I looked so haggard.

As I was applying some light makeup, I was feeling something.

I felt like I lost something or forgot it somewhere. But what was it?!

Then it struck me.

My clothes!!!

When I was spying on Gordon, I putted it beside me but when I panicked, I immediately left, forgetting my clothes.

I forgot it at the mall!

They were so expensive. Ugh!!

I need to have it back.

I finished applying my make up and then left the comfort room.

I was about to leave the shop when a girl called me.

"Miss!! Your order!!"

Oh! I totally forgot about that.

What is wrong with me today?!!

I was about to go to her and get my ice cream when my phone rang.

It was Mistah J! 😍😍

I knew it was him because of the ringtone. He had his own ringtone in my phone. It was so that I'll know right away that it's him.

"Yes, puddin'?" I tried to sound as sweet as I can even though I'm still stressed about my clothes.

"This is not your Mister J, Harley. I'm one of boss' thugs. He asked me to call you---"

He was cutted off when someone in the background interrupted him.

"Is that Harley?!! Where is she?! Tell her to come home NOW!"

It was Mistah J.

"Did you hear that, Harley? I suppose you did. That's all"

I returned my phone in my bag. I went to the girl to get my order but after 3 steps, I felt guilty.

Mistah J wanted to see me.

I smiled at the girl.

"About my order, it's yours now. I'm giving it to you."

I ran out of the shop and rode a cab.

I asked the driver to drop me a block away from the hideout.

I walked the way to the hideout making sure no one was following me.

When I entered the house, I removed my coat and went to Mistah J.

I was already outside the room, ready to knock when one of the thugs said something to his friend.

"Boss is furious. He's more scary when he's jealous "