Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Dos•

1:08 pm

Uglies

bakedbread:
why does this chat still exist

kyungfu:
idk y do u still exist?

bakedbread:
u are the reason my self esteem
is at -34

jongin:
u guys, someone left a note at
my door step and it has hearts
and stuff all over it

seahoon:
oouu a love letterrrrr

seahoon:
wut does it say

jongin:
idk i havent opened it yet

bakedbread:
whoever sent u a love letter
must be blind cuz u ugli af

jongin:
thanks ily2

chogiwhat:
open it and tell us what it says

jogin:
omg no what if its a bomb
or smthn

kyungfu:
hurry up and open it before i come
over there and open your ass

jongin:
uM

seahoon:
hmMMM WHAT DO WE
HAVE HERE

kyungfu:
wAIT THAT DIDNT COME
OUT RIGHT

longjong:
i seemed to have come at a
good time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

kyungfu:
I H8 U

bakedbread:
but u dont hate jongin  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

kyungfu:
KDKDGDBND JONGIN JUST
OPEN THE LETTER

jongin:
OKOK

chogiwhat:
YAYAYAYAY

longjong:
wait wuts goin on

chogiwhat:
jongin got a lov letter cant u read

longjong:
maybe i cant but at least i aint
bald

chogiwhat:
i sWEAR-

jongin:
MMmmMmmMmmKay which
one of u fuckers did this

jongin:

(Lets just pretend its in korean yay)

longjong:
hA

seahoon:
obviously it was your secrit admierer
cant u read

bakedbread:
i bet it was kyungsoo

kyungfu:
no but i wish it was me

chogiwhat:
wait if it wasnt u then who???

seahoon:
who ever it is, they need 2
go to spelling skool

jongin:
jongdae it was u

longjong:
shit u rite, how'd u know

chogiwhat:
wow u gave in so easily

longjong:
¯\_ツ_/¯

jongin:
i know it was u cuz out of all the
dunces i know, youre the
only dunce that draws hearts
with faces

jongin:
next time i see u, ur ded

longjong:

kyungfu:
maybe u cant read cuz the light
bouncing off chanyeols bald
spot is shining in your eye

seahoon:
hA

chogiwhat:
u guys r cyber bullies

bakedbread:
u bet ur ass we are

longjong:
omg we can be the cyber squad

bakedbread:
ew wtf

jongin:
how about bully buddies

kyungfu:
how about u go jump off a
cliff

jongin:
</3

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