Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Veintiseis•

seahoon:
honestly jongdae how could you
go out to eat without us ¿

longjong:
exqueeze me

seahoon:
you went out and stuffed your face
without inviting anybody tf

bakedbread:
wtf is going on

longjong:
sehun i was at my hOuSe
yesterday ALL DAY, what the fuck

zoomin:
i can verify that :)

seahoon:
ew

seahoon:
but explain tHIS

seahoon:

longjong:
im going to bURN YOUR ASS OFF

seahoon:
sounds pleasant

chantastic:
thats a rat tho

kyungfu:
theres no difference bc jongdae
is a rat

seahoon:
yeah see kyungsoo got my joke

kyungfu:
it was a joke?

seahoon:
i give up

hix zing:
I HAVE A JOKE

bakedbread:
nO

hix zing:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE
WITH NO EYES

hix zing:
wait shit i messed that up

bakedbread:
chanyeol is a bee with no eyes

chantastic:
hOw

chachings:
i have a joke

kyungfu:
!!!!  !!!!

kyungfu:
!!!! Yall listen to our savior hes
speaking !!!

chachings:
ok so whats another word for
mistake

chachings:
sehun

chachings:
,':D

chantastic:
...

chantastic:
whO TF ARE YOU SUHO WOULD
NEVER SAY SOMETHING SO MEAN

bakedbread:
WHERED THE SUDDEN SAVAGERY
COME FROM WHAT YEAR IS THIS

seahoon:
im offended

chachings:
youre the one who told me to
tell the joke

seahoon:
yh but not about mE

chachings:
oops

longjong:
i quite enjoyed that joke

zoomin:
did you just use the word quite

zoomin:
tf are you like 10000?¿

longjong:
idk aM I

zoomin:
whAt

chantastic:
this chat literally makes zero sense

bakedbread:
like you

chantastic:
whaT

hix zing:
wheres kai?

kite:
im right here! :)

bakedbread:
nobody asked

kite:
yixing liTERALLY JUST ASKED FOR
ME

bakedbread:
k

chantastic:
hes just mad cuz they fucked up
his order at mcdonalds

bakedbread:
I ORDERED CHICKEN NUGGETS
AND THEY GAVE ME A BUN I
STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

longjong:

bakedbread:
how about you shove that meme
up your ass

longjong:
the only ass wide enough to do that
is yours

seahoon:
wOw

bakedbread:
im feeling atTACKED

kyungfu:
good

bakedbread:
butt out you demon

kyungfu:
arent you the one with your "butt
out"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

longjong:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

seahoon:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bakedbread:
S T O P I T

chantastic:
whats even going on right now

hix zing:
the same thing that always goes
on in this chat

hix zing:
absolute fuckery

chantastic:
..

chantastic:
damn u rite

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A/n

Hey there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Now that I've made you all super duper uncomfortable, do my a favor and gIVE
SEOUL 911 SOME LOVE

Just look at it, waiting for you to read it.

Just look at its shitty cover that i worked on for an hour.

Anyway, tbh tho it's doing well so far considering that it only has like 3 parts published so far so tHANK YOU.

Still go read that shit tho, its lit