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kite:
listen up and listen well,
you frogs

chantastic:
wHat

bakedbread:
why is your username kite
now what the fuck

hix zing:
cuz hes high

hix zing:
as a kite

hix zing:
hueheuwueheue

kite:
no

kite:
my new nickname is kai

kite:
and kite sounds like kai

longjong:
oh my shit is he really trying
to give himself a nickname again

zoomin:
tf you mean again??

seahoon:
last time he tried to name himself
Koochy Kim, was vvvv bad

kite:
it woulda caught on if it werent
for you meddling kids!!!

kyungfu:
boy you better stop before i
make you stop

kite:
yall are just so damn mean jfc

longjong:
moving on

zoomin:
nobody wants to hear what you
have to say you nasty ass rat

longjong:

longjong:excUse mE¿

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longjong:
excUse mE¿

chantastic:
looks like someones still salty
over not having a best friend :0

zoomin:
kys

chantastic:
!!!! Dont attack me you idiot!!!

bakedbread:
yeah thats my job!!!

seahoon:
its everyones job

bakedbread:
shit u rite

longjong:
lets change the subject

zoomin:
lets throw jongde into the fiery
pits of hell

longjong:
ok i QuiT bY e

hix zing:
lmao did yall know i can speak
chinese

bakedbread:
but-

chantastic:
yixing youre chinese the fuck are
you saying

hix zing:
so??? I once met this american girl
and she didnt even speak american
she spoke english!

bakedbread:
bUt-

kite:
I HATE WHAT THAT HAPPENS!!!

hix zing:
see kai gets it!!

kite:
!!! its catching on :D

kyungfu:
this is awful

chachings:
sehun have you seen my car keys

seahoon:
have you checked up your ass

chachings:
its cool ill find them without
your stank attitude

hix zing:
DID YALL KNOW THAT CHEN
DYED HIS HAIR BLOND

bakedbread:
y do we kare

chantastic:
HE DID WHAT

seahoon:
WHEN WAS THIS

bakedbread:
ok why is this a big deal but when i
dyed my hair purple nobody cared

kyungfu:
because we dont hate jongdae 100%

bakedbread:
i see your point

zoomin:
its ok baekhyun i dont give a shit
about it either

bakedbread:
o shit lets bond over this man

zoomin:
no thanks

bakedbread:
buT-

chantastic:
WHY DID U DYE YOUR HAIR
JONGDAE

longjong:
i needed a change in my life and
i couldnt change my friends so
my hair was my second option

kite:
send a picture!!

longjong:

zoomin:my phone screen cracked

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zoomin:
my phone screen cracked

longjong:
bc im gorgeous

zoomin:
no hunny u ugly as fuck

chantastic:
!!!!

seahoon:
IM WHEEZING

longjong:
die sehun

seahoon:
u first blondie

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