Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Veintiquatro•

chantastic has added zoomin to the chat!

bakedbread:
ew hes back

zoomin:
bitch i can beat you up in
5 different languages back your
ass up

bakedbread:
i was talking about chanyeol, you
roach

chantastic:
!!!

hix zing:
hi xiumin can u like just tell
jongdae youre madly in love with
him cuz his crying is getting
annoying as fuck

zoomin:
im madly in love with jongdae

bakedbread:
!!!

hix zing:
oh well shit that was easy

kite:
awwwww cute :))

seahoon:
where tf is jongdunce,
xiumin legit just highkey confessed

hix zing:
in my house somewhere
probably slitting his wrists or
smthn idk

seahoon:
tf you mean "or something"
go find him

hix zing:
o mg good idea

bakedbread:
i swear yixing is retarded

chantastic:
aw baek you spelt your name wrong

bakedbread:
the fuck outta here you
swine

seahoon:
hey why dont we all look at this
picture of our father while yixing
takes 969 years to find jongdae

kite:
youre sending us a photo of jesus?

seahoon:
..yeah i guess

seahoon:

kyungfu:
honestly👌🏼 wow👌🏼just amazing
👌🏼bless up🙏🙏🙏fucking iconic
👍bitch👏yes🙏

chachings:
sehun stole those sunglasses from
me afterwards

seahoon:
listen that's not the point shut up

chachings:
excuse you i want back my damn
sunglasses

chachings:
also what the heck is going on
with jongdae and xiumin did
they die or something i dont-

zoomin:
hoe im here

chachings:
good for you

hix zing:
ok so i found jongdae in my
kitchen eating all my bread????

hix zing:
and he lost his phone in the bread
i dont understand????

chachings:
why dont you just tell him that
xiumin likes him back

hix zing:
woW our daddy is so full of
good ideas

bakedbread:
never say that sentence again

chantastic:
DONT TELL JONGDAE

hix zing:
why??? tf not???

chantastic:
he needs to read it for himself!!

zoomin:
why do you have to make everything
so difficult chanyeol

kyungfu:
because hes bald

chantastic:
this is getting old af now
kyungsoo stfu

kyungfu:
listen im just stating facts here
you lil bitch, and facts dont get old,
they dont fucking age like your
dusty ass so i suggest you stfu

chachings:
oo burn!!

kyungfu:
what the fuck

chantastic:
that didnt sound like something
suho would type

chachings:
sehun is teaching me how to not
act like a grandpa on the internet
or something like that

kyungfu;
that explains why what you just said
was as dry as chanyeols love life

chantatic:
buT-

seahoon:
!!

bakedbread:
i dont know who should be more
offended, sehun or chanyeol

kite:
i hope chanyeol feels more
offended

chantastic:
WHY FRIEND

kite:
you ate all my pizza rolls when you
came over yesterday and now im
stARVING

chantastic:
jongin yOU ate all your pizza
rolls

kite:
oh

longjong:
XIUMIN LIKES ME

bakedbread:
thats old news honey

longjong:
fuck off i just found my phone under
a huge pile of bread

kite:
why were you even eating
bread

longjong:
bread is bae

zoomin:
i thought i was bae

longjong:
bread and minseok start with
the same letters in chinese ,':)

zoomin:
what

hix zing:
no sweety they dont

zoomin:
listen are we a thing or no cuz
i have important shit to do

longjong:
yEs

zoomin:
yeeeEeE

longjong:
yeeeeEeEeEee

seahoon:
this makes me uncomfortable but
ok

hix zing:
i should warn you xiumin that
jongdae touches peoples butts in
his sleep

longjong:
no yixing thats you

hix zing:
oh