Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Doce•

3:46 pm
Uglies

bakedbread:
listen jongdae, next time u give
someone a christmas gift,
make sure it isnt used t h a n k s

longjong:
whatchu mean tho

bakedbread:
dont play fucking stupid u know
what i mean

longjong:
shit u rite

chogiwhat:
i swear if jongdae murdered someone
he'd confess right away

yijingles:
tHATS NOT TRUE I WAS PLAYING
GO FISH WITH HIM ONE TIME
AND I ASKED IF HE HAD ANY THREES
AND HE SAID NO BUT HE DID

kyungfu:
moving on

kyungfu:
what did jongdae give u

bakedbread:
a toaster but like it had crumbs and
stuff and it dOESNT EVEN WORK

longjong:
¯\_ツ_/¯

bakedbread:
Dont ¯\_ツ_/¯ me u cheap whore

seahoon:
listen, what u got is better than what
i got from him

seahoon:
jongdae gave me used underwear wHO
TF DOES THAT

longjong:
ya but think about it

longjong:
i dont like u

yijingles:
idk y u guys are complaining,
jongdae got me a nice gift

bakedbread:
the only person who got me a
nice gift was baldie

chogiwhat:
STOP THAT MEME OF ME
IS DED IM NOT BALD FUCKING
STOP

seahoon:

jongout:
i liked the gift suho gave me

bakedbread:
everyone liked the gift suho gave
them, he legit handed us money

chachings:
i didnt know what to get for u guys!!!

zoomin:
chanyeol got me a nice gift too

bakedbread:
wow yay for u wow

zoomin:
fek off u narcissist

bakedbread:
wtf does that word even mean

zoomin:
oml

kyungfu:
it comes from the word narcissism

bakedbread:
???????

chogiwhat:
nar·cis·sism • noun
excessive or erotic interest in oneself
and one's physical appearance.
synonyms: byun baekhyun

bakedbread:
ok well fuck u guys

kyungfu:
jongin did you like the gift
i gave u

jongout:
yayayayyaa

longjong:
what did he give u

jongout:
a shirt

kyungfu:
A nice shirt

bakedbread:
#notrelationshipgoals

chogiwhat:
#stop

bakedbread:
#fuckyou

hix zing:
u guys we shoulda spent christmas
at suho's really big really nice
really expensive house

chachings:
aHhhaha No

longjong:
lay wtf is ur username

hix zing:
i was in the mall today and i went
to starbucks and i told the lady my name
and this is how she spelt it and yes

zoomin:
life must be hard when your name
sounds like a toddler had a seizure
on a keyboard

hix zing:
life must be hard when u look like
a five year old bitch

zoomin:
two shay

seahoon:
touché *

zoomin:
i dont care*

seahoon:
u should because ur gonna go
spell it wrong somewhere else
and ppl are gonna laugh at u, im just
trying to help u u shit*

zoomin:

seahoon:
im the one who brought hat to this
chat u cant use it against me thats
nOT RIGHT

zoomin:
well i just did

seahoon:
...
seahoon:
two shay

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A/n - ayy you guys should check out my new group chat story called Golden Days. It has exo's kids in a group chat and its wow yay for self promotion