Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Cuarenta y dos•

kite added xingxing, seahoon and longjong to the chat!

kite:
gUys

longjong:
ew

kite:
i dont have time for your shenanigans
jongdae we gotta get the band back together

xingxing:
WERE GETTING ONE DIRECTION
BACK TOGETHER????

seahoon:
i actually feel like blocking you yixing

longjong:
eW WHY IS SEHUN HERE

kite:
BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAD THE ONLY
USERNAMES I COULD REMEMBER
OK NOW HELP ME REMEMBER
THE OTHERS

seahoon:
baekhyuns username was bitchface

longjong:
no im almost sure it was gaylord

seahoon:
no im pretty sure thats jongdaes
username

longjong:
I AM JONGDAE YOU FOOL

seahoon:
o

seahoon:
you should change your username to
gaylord

kite:
GUYS IM SRS

seahoon:
okokok

xingxing:
chanyeols username was chantastic

kite:
rite!!!

kite added chantast1c to the chat!

chantast1c:
what the fuck

kite:
CHANYEOL

chantast1c:
no this is chanmi

longjong:
jongin you dope, you typed in the wrong
username

kite:
!!!

kite:
sorry chanmi

chantast1c:
wait can i be apart of this chat???

longjong:
no bitch

chantast1c has been removed!

longjong added chantastic to the chat!

chantastic:
IF ANY OF YOU ADDED ME HERE
JUST TO CALL ME BALD ONE
LAST TIME I WONT HESITATE TO
JUMP OFF A BUILDING

seahoon:
ok this is definitely chanyeol

chantastic:
whats going on

xingxing:
WERE GETTING 1D BACK TOGETHER

seahoon:
THAT IS NOT WHAT WERE DOING

kite:
were trying to restart the chat but we
cant remember everyones usernames

chantastic:
baekhyuns is bakedbread

seahoon:
why is his the only one you remember??

longjong:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

chantastic:
bc hes my best friend now move yo ass
outta my business

chantastic added bakedbread to the chat!

bakedbread:
your king has arrived

longjong:

bakedbread:
this fuckery is why i left this chat

seahoon:
o shit i know suho's username lol

seahoon added suhoe to the chat!

seahoon:
hes probably sleeping or some shit
cuz its past 11pm and hes lame

longjong added zoomin to the chat!

zoomin:
i thought i got rid of you bastards

seahoon:
harsh but relatable

chantastic:
who else is missing

kite:
KYUNGSOO!!

xingxing:
i think i remember his username

longjong:
wAIT

longjong:
think about it

longjong:
do we really want him here

bakedbread:
..

seahoon:
..

kite:
yall

kite:
yall are joking right

xingxing:
LISTEN IF WE TOOK BACK BITCHFACE
WE GOTTA TAKE BACK KYUNGSOO

bakedbread:
whos bitchface??

xingxing:
noT importAntÉ

xingxing added kyungfu to the chat!

kyungfu:
i actually missed you guys

longjong:
fuck now i feel bad

kite:
AW WE MISSED YOU TOO

xingxing:
most of us anyway 😒😒

longjong:
GET OFF MY CASE YIXING

xingxing:
how about nO

longjong:
how about i rip your hair out yo head

xingxing:
how about no

kyungsoo:
how about we stop saying how about
before i kill someone

xingxing:
..

longjong:
..

longjong:
u rite u rite

—

A/n

HI WHATS POPPIN OK COOL UhM

wOw would you look at that, i have a new story published

if you guys like this book or my other exo book golden days, youll love this, trust me

or you might hate it idk what tf you'll do but its be great if you checked it out : )))

Ok bYe