Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Cuarenta y cinco•

chantastic:
ur mom gay lol

longjong:
no u

kyungfu:

kyungfu:
what the fuck is going on here

chantastic:
were memeing kyungsoo, get with the
times grandpa

kyungfu:
i will hurt you

chantastic:
noted

seahoon:
hey you guys why'd the chicken cross
the road?

kyungfu:
to tell sehun to shut the fuck up

seahoon:
haRsh but expected

chantastic:
why is the chicken crossing the road
joke even funny

longjong:
its so unfunny that its funny

longjong:
kind of like you, chanyeol :))

chantastic:
get tf out of my good christian
group chat you damn sinner

longjong:
this chat is the literal embodiment of
hell what the fuck are you talking
about

seahoon:
he rite

longjong:
thanks sea spoon, but i dont need your
confirmation

seahoon:
im about to confirm my own death

chantastic:
yo where tf is everyone else

chantastic:
specifically where tf is my bOYFRIEND

bakedbread:
im right here you loose asshole,
chill out

seahoon:
ew

longjong:
are you saying ew cuz u got a loose
asshole boi?

seahoon:
no but your boyfriend probably does

zoomin:
ok i did nothing to be attacked
like this at five in the morning by a
soggy noodle wtf you guys

seahoon:
once youre a part of this chat you
become a target

zoomin:
nobody asked for your opinion,
sharon

bakedbread:
hsArOn

bakedbread:
shArOn*

longjong:
nice try beckford

bakedbread:
hey, lay off the nickname, jonggay

sheep:
why are you guys awake at 5 am
who fucking wakes up this early

kyungfu:
you apparently

sheep:
no hunty the notifications from the
spam from this chat woke me tf up
outta my damn good sleep

sheep:
if it wasnt for you guys, id still be
having a bomb ass dream

seahoon:
about junmyeon?

sheep:
well shit fam, howd you know

sheep:
actually it had all of you in there

suhoe:
why is my name being mentioned at
5 am

chantastic:
why are you awake at 5 am

suhoe:
i wake up early for morning jogs

sheep:
he gotta keep them muscles tight 👌🏼
👌🏼 👏💯😜😜

chantastic:
LEAVE

suhoe:
WHY ARE WE MENTIONING
MY NAME

seahoon:
bc yixing was dreaming about you

suhoe:
excuse me

sheep:
I WAS DREAMING ABOUT
ALL OF YOU BUt yeah it was weird

sheep:
we were all in a group named exo
and we were famous as shit and you
guys had a comeback song called kokobop
but i wasnt in it and yall went to dubai and
shit wiTHOUT ME

kite:
das weird

bakedbread:
where tf did you come from

kite:
my mom's vagina now leave me alone

bakedbread:
!!!!

kyungfu:
jongin gets cranky in the morning

bakedbread:
noted

longjong:
yixing are there any problems you
wanna talk about?

longjong:
do you feel left out of smthn

sheep:
sometimes i feel like im not taken
seriously because i space out a lot
and make stupid jokes and sometimes
it makes me sad

seahoon:
woah, when did this become the feels
chat

chantastic:
stfu seahorse, were having a moment

zoomin:
if were admitting to things now, i guess
i should tell you guys that sometimes i
feel like baekhyun actually hates me

bakedbread:
oh no, i do

zoomin:
o

suhoe:
yixing, we all take you seriously, dont worry

sheep:
thanks mayn :,)

chantastic:
wait i also feel like nobody takes
me seriously

kyungfu:
thats because we dont

chantastic:
O

chantastic:
noted

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