Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Tres•

7:34 pm

seahoon:
this chat is as dry as jongin's
username

jongin:
hEY

jongout:
better?

seahoon:
no still dry

bakedbread:
not as dry as chanyeol's scalp
tho amirite

chogiwhat:
i need new friends

chogiwhat:
friends who woNT BULLY ME

longjong:
oo i kno someone who can
hydrate this chat, he's funni
and cool

longjong has added yixing to the chat!

yixing:
dafuq is this

yixing:
have i been transported to a
parallel universe

yixing:
JONGDAE HALP WHO R
THESE PPL

kyungfu:
r u sure this guy isnt just stupid?

yixing:
says the guy with the dumbass
username

kyungfu:
shut ur ugli ass up, ur username
looks like u threw up on ur
keyboard

longjong:
omgee guyz dun fite

yixing:
CHEN MY LOV

seahoon:
jongdae is he calling you chen?

longjong:

jongout:
i love thats so raven!!

longjong:
anYwAy

longjong:
guys this is my friend yixing and
he's chinesian

yixing:
call me lay

chogiwhat:
as in lays chips?

yixing:
no as in lay a finger on me
and i'll bust a cap in ur ass

chogiwhat:
oH

yixing:
jkjkjk

longjong:
u guys yixing is funny

longjong:
tell them a funni story boi

yixing:
o like rite now?

seahoon:
no like next year

yixing:
i dont appreciate ur sass
but aNYWay

yixing:
gimme a name to use in the
story

jongout:
deadass

bakedbread:
chanyeol

yixing:
what kind of stupid name is
chanyeol?

chogiwhat:
thats my name

yixing:
o oops sorry fam

yixing:
lets just use the name Pepe

bakedbread:
but that meme is dead

yixing:
LEMME TELL MY STORY

yixing:
ya so once upon a time there
lived a gril named Pepe and she
was the prettiest gril around

yixing:
but then this bitch named stephanie
came in and she was prettier
than pepe and pepe wanted her
to choke on a dick

yixing:
and so stephanie did choke
on a dick and dieded the eND;

bakedbread:

jongout:
aw i love happy endings!

chogiwhat:
rip stephanie 2016-2016

seahoon:
that story gave me an STD

kyungfu:
excuse me while i go bleach
my eyes

yixing:
wow tough crowd

longjong:
its ok i liked ur story

jongout:
so did i!!!!1!

yixing:
aw thanks chen and whoever
u r

jongout:
jongin

yixing:
no im not jogging wut r u
talking about

jongout:
nO my name is JONGIN

yixing:
o

bakedbread:
dont believe him, his real name is
esteban julio ricardo dela rosa
ramirez

yixing:
is he from hawaii or smthn?

jongout:
DONT BELIEVE HIM THATS
BOT MY NAME

yixing:
ok esteban

jongout:
sIGH

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finally added lay yEET
only xiumin and suho left

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