Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

• Treinta •

xingxing:
hi can i just have a minute
of everyones time

kyungfu:
no, fuck off

xingxing:
but its impORTANT

bakedbread:
k

xingxing:
!!!!

seahoon:
im busy scrubbing the toilet
but whats so important

xingxing:
whAt

seahoon:
hurry up, this toilet wont scrub
itself

longjong:
sehun, i think youre filthier
than the toilet tho

seahoo :
yES YIXING WHAT IS SO
IMPORTANT

xingxing:
!! this

xingxing:

kyungfu:
O shit, ur right; this is important

bakedbread:
a god 🙏 honestly my savior 👏😩

chachings:
where do you guys keep getting
photos of me ???

xingxing:
your instagram ???

chachings:
o rite

chantastic:
speaking of instagram

longjong:

chantastic:
thanks for inviting the rest of
us to the movies, you fake hoes

longjong:
chanyeol shut up, yo hair is
fake

chantastic:
suck a whole dick, jongdae

bakedbread:
a whOlE dIcK

chantastic:
youre no better, becky

bakedbread:

kite:
YOU GUYS WENT TO THE MOVIES
WITHOUT US????

zoomin:
it was supposed to be just me and
jongdae but baekhyun included
himself

bakedbread:
im a bitch like that :)

kite:
I WANNA GO TO THE MOVIES

seahoon:
ill take you if you shut up

kite:
oki doki

kyungfu:
ill come

kyungfu:
you know, for research purposes

xingxing:
that makes no damn sense

kyungfu:
neither does half the shit you say

xingxing:
tru dat

chantastic:
i wanna go to the movies with
you guys

seahoon:
no thanks, i dont wanna be seen
with you

chantastic:
this is legitimately abUSE

seahoon:
o k

chantastic:

xingxing:
o shit dat me!!!

seahoon:
i still dont gaf

chantastic:

longjong:
hOW MANY MEMES DO YOU
HAVE FOR THIS ONE TOPIC

chantastic:
just those two

bakedbread:
whERE DID YOU GET THAT
PICTURE OF ME DELETE IT

chantastic:
no thanks

bakedbread:
CHANYEOLS BEING A BULLY

chantastic:
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL

xingxing:
this is just like the drama on
keeping up with the kardashians

kyungfu:
id say thats stupid, but it actually
makes sense because the things they
start drama over are dumb

kite:
ur dumb

seahoon:
woah shiT

chantastic:
wtf, is jongin ok?

kyungfu:
did this hoe just call me dumb

kite:
yes, cuz u ate my iCECREAM

kyungfu:
YOU ATE YOUR OWN ICE CREAM

kite:
o

kyungfu:
goO d bY E

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A/n

Hi.

Do you want to learn more about me and watch me be really fucking stupid?

No?

Um.

Shit.

Well anYWAY, I've put out a new book - an "about me" book - where I'll basically be doing tags, book reviews (if yall want me to) and just rant about stuff that pops into my very empty head every now and then.

So yes.

Go check it out, it's called "damn" as in "damn, I'm fucking dumb"

Ok thank you, that is the end of my presentation.