Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Cincuenta y uno•

chantastic:
KIKI DO YOU LOVE ME???? ARE YOU
RIDING???¿

chantastic:
Sᴬy yᴼᵁll ᴺᴱveᴿ eᵛer ᴸeᴬᵛe ᶠrᴼm bᴱˢiᴰe mᴱ

seahoon:

kyungfu:
why havent we all blocked this piece
of shit yet

longjong:
good question

chantastic:
you cant block me, im a bad bitch

bakedbread:
i blocked his ass once, he cried for an hour
after

chantastic:
hey you said we wouldnt tALK
ABOUT THAT

bakedbread:
people lie, get used to it hunty

zoomin:
lmao speaking of people who lie

longjong:
ah heck

zoomin:
JONGDAE WHATS GOOD

sheep:
wow, i just opened he chat and there's
already drama

chantastic:
these two are always having
problems i swear

longjong:
you shut your face you deep voiced
motherfucker

chantastic:
does that even count as an insult???

seahoon:
the motherfucker qualifies it as
one yeah

chantastic:
goddamnit

bakedbread:
MINT SUCK HURRY AND SPILL
THE TEA ABOUT JONGDAE

zoomin:
dont rush me rat

bakedbread:
k

zoomin:
...

zoomin:
so anyway

zoomin:
last night jongdae told me he was going
to bed right?

seahoon:
right

zoomin:
but when i checked like a half hour
later it said he was still online !!!!

seahoon:
not right

myeon:
am i the only one missing the problem
here?

longjong:
^ tbh

zoomin:
shut your mouth before i do it
for you you fucking snail

bakedbread:
oo kinky 😜😜

kyungfu:
never do that again

myeon:
i still dont see the problem

zoomin:
jongdae was obviously up talking
to someone else and i wanna know
who it was

longjong:
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT
CHANYEOL AND I WERE HAVING
A DEEP CONVERSATION ABOUT
WATER LILLIES

seahoon:
what the fuck

chantastic:
YEAH LIKE DAT SHIT DONT
SINK IT JUST STAY ON TOP OF
THE WATER FOR ALL ITS LIFE
THEN JUST FUCKING SINK WHEN
THEY DIE AND STAY TRAPPED
IN THE SAME THING THAT
GAVE IT LIFE LIKE WHOSE FUCKING
IDEA WAS THAT

kite:
hi, jongin here, what the hell is
going on

bakedbread:
chanyeol

bakedbread:
that sentence made me wanna
actually physically hurt you

kyungfu:
welcome to my world

zoomin:
YALL ARE ON DRUGS IF YOU
EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE DAT SHIT

longjong:
HOE THIS IS THE TRUTH

sheep:
wow, junmyeon this could be us but u
playin

myeon:
yixing nO

longjong:
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK
IM LYING WTF

zoomin:
BECAUSE AFTER YOU LIED TO
ME ABOUT THERE BEING A SPIDER
ON ME I KNOW YOU CANT BE
TRUSTED

longjong:
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A JOKE

longjong and zoomin have been removed from the chat!

kite:
o

kyungfu:
finally some damn peace and quiet

seahoon:
yoooo that water lily shit starting
to make sense now

chantastic:
RIGHT?

kyungfu:
you headasses better shut up before
i remove you too

chantastic:
omg thats so sad, alexa play despacito

kyungfu:
what even

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