Unlit • [EXO Group Chat]

•Cuarenta y quatro•

longjong:
the mitochondria is the powerhouse
of the cell

bakedbread:
dont fucking start

longjong:
HEy its not my fault this road
trip is boring af son

seahoon:
i can make it not boring

longjong:
not possible

chantastic:
WHY IS SEHUN BLASTING YOU
BELONG WITH ME BY TAYLOR
SWIFT

seahoon:
THIS IS GOLDEN MUSIC RIGHT HERE
STFU

sheep:
if you think thats golden music
then watch this

chantastic:
YIXING NO

bakedbread:
OMG IS THAT CUPCAKKE THIS IS
MY JAM

kyungfu:
congratulations, youve attracted a thot

seahoon:
you mean you?

kyungfu:
get lost, sea spoon

bakedbread:
LICK LICK LICK LICK

bakedbread:
I WANNA EAT YO DICK

longjong:
so this is what hell is like

seahoon:
whos dick he wanna suck tho 👀

bakedbread:
chanyeols

seahoon:
!!!!!!

kyungfu:
DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME????1?2?

chantastic:
wtf did i read a while ago wtfwtfwtf

bakedbread:
sit down yall im about to spill
some sweet tea about the
cutest bitch in all
of seoul

bakedbread:
aka me

sheep:
i cannot believe this is happening

bakedbread:
so after we got into the RV this
morning and i saw chanyeol fucking
trip over his own foot while trying to
find a place to put his stuff

longjong:
fukin idiot

chantastic:
im proNe to AcCidents Ok???

longjong:
whatever makes you sleep at night,
shirley

bakedbread:
anyway i sat down after that for like
fifteen minutes and somehow came to the
conclusion that i have a pHAT crush on
chanyeol

bakedbread:
there i said it, confession time is over

sheep:
this is proof that cupcakke cleanses
the soul

bakedbread:
ive never heard truer words

bakedbread:
noW TURN THAT SHIT UP

seahoon:
IS NOBODY GONNA SCREAM ABOUT
WHAT TF JUST WENT DOWN

kyungfu:
were too shaken

longjong:
yo i think chanyeol died, hes not
even blinking

chantastic:
nah i was having a staring contest
with jongin

sheep:
chanyeol, jongin is sleeping

chantastic:
o

chantastic:
i guess i won lmao

seahoon:
i swear on my left nut that chanyeol
has to be the dumbest hoe in all of korea

kyungfu:
of all the things you could have
sworn on

longjong:
ENOUGH ABOUT SEHUNS
NONEXISTENT NUTS WE NEED TO
ADDRESS THE PROBLEM AT HAND

chantastic:
what problem

longjong:
have you been hiding under a damn rock
for the past ten minutes?

zoomin:
yeah, i wasnt even talking in the chat
and i know that baekhyun just
confessed to you

chantastic:
lol i aint gay tho

kyungfu:
yes tf you are

chantastic:
yes tf i am

seahoon:
OMG THEYRE SHIO NAME CAN BE
CHANBAEK

sheep:
no its definitely baekyeol

kyungfu:
that sounds like an actual type of
STD get that shit outta here

sheep:
hey hey hEY the only STD in this
chat is jongdae, we all know this

longjong:
i honestly cant trust any of you anymore,
im just fukin dragged 24/7 now

zoomin:
why didnt jongdae and i get a ship
name, what is this racial bias???

seahoon:
"raCiAl BiAs"

bakedbread:
your ship name can be those "two
chinese guys"

longjong:
MINSEOK AND I ARE KOREAN
BECKY, YOU KNOW THIS

zoomin:
i told you it was racial bias smh

chantastic:
wait so baekhyun and i are a thing now?

kyungfu:
are you even following this damn
conversation anymore???

chantastic:
listen i went out drinking last
night with sehun and this hangover
headache im having right now is
allowing me to see into the future or
some shit so exCuSe mE if i cant follow
this conversation properly

bakedbread:
nobody ever invites me out drinking

seahoon:
thats because your alcohol tolerance
is low af and you get super noisy and
try to run into oncoming traffic

seahoon:
actually, that last part about the traffic
wouldnt be so bad...

chantastic:
you can come next time, baek

longjong:
hes gonna be coming in more ways than
one if yall knOW WHAT I MEAN

kyungfu:
i qui T

longjong:
KYUNGSOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

kite:
uh hi i just woke up

kite:
can someone please explain why
kyungsoo is trying to throw himself
out the window?

seahoon:
its chanyeol's fault

kite:
makes sense

suhoe:
what the hell is going on around
there, im trying to drive here

longjong:
focus on the road, grandpa, we're getting
turnt back here

kyungfu:
BAEKHYUN LET ME GO OR ILL FUKIN
SCRAPE YOU

bakedbread:
IM NOT LETTING YOU JUMP OUT
A DAMN WINDOW AND DIE

sheep:
awww, you value his friendship
that much?

bakedbread:
naw this bitch just owes me money

kite:
BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY

kyungfu:
bitch better shut the fuck up before i
throw one of you outside instead

kite:
bitch is gonna shut up now :(