"Yoo, there's a McDonald's over there, we going there or nah?", Dubo claimed to have the munchies. Man, I told that nigga smoking all them shrooms make you hungry. I parked the car, and we all ran up in McDonald's like we owned the place.
"Let me get 2 honey mustard snack wraps, a medium fry, and large sprite". My stomach churned as I placed my order. When aren't I hungry?
"T-t-that would be 23.89", I looked at Dubo who pretended to not see my face. I gave him a you-wanna-eat-right' look. He paid the cashier and me and Slim sat at a booth. The cashier looked like she was about to faint as our hands touched. I was gonna make a Dawn reference. but no one can top my girl. Dawn called my phone via face time.
"Hey Dawn!". I smiled at a girl who could make me shake hands with my worst enemy.
"Hey! Let me see Cadin and Caeligh". She brought the phone to the twins faces.
"Say Hi to daddy".
"Halo daddy!", they both said at the same time.
"Hey ragers!", I air kissed the camera. I eyed Slim recording and laughing at me.
"When are you coming back home, we miss you right Caeligh?", Dawns voice echoes. Caeligh smiled at the camera and hit the phone, I guess that's her way of saying get your ass back home!
"Soon, I promise love you guys".
"Later", Dawn kissed the camera, as I pressed 'end'.
"You do realize I'm going to make a 'Nigga be like' outta this, dont you Kells". I snatched his phone outta his hand and placed it in my underwear.
"Do you realize that the only way you're getting this phone, Is if you call me Papa Cockpuch?". Slim opt to call his mouth, but closed it noticing that Dubo was recording, and we had an audience. I gave him back his phone though.
"Every time you call a chick realize you are communicating with the smell of my penis on your phone", I blew him a kiss, and opened my mouth to reveal the contents of my has' been wrap. Deep down inside, I know Slim wants me.
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FanfictionMy name is Dawn Richards. My social life is poor and I shut every one out. I guess you come to a point where you can't trust people or can't be in a room with a man without having the fear he would rape you. That was until I met him. Richard Colson...
