Happy Valentine's Day!!

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(A/N: OK, SO! Yesterday was my sister's birthday and today's mine and I didn't have time to write any one-shots for you guys ;n; It was too late when I realized Valentine's day was coming... Sorry again! Tho, I've got some flirty texts for ya~ Hopefully, you'll enjoy them!)

Saria: I'd leave the forest for you, (Y/N).

Malon: You're better than any milk from my ranch!!

Ruto: Even water can't cool me down when you're around...

Young!Zelda: I'd conquer any country for you, (Y/N)!

Zelda: You are better than any riches of the world.

Darunia: I could dance with you ALL day!

Volga: I prefer being lonely... but only with you.

Ghirahim: I could betray Demise for you, sweetie~

Midna: Humans say that twilight is a... "romantic" hour, right? Well! It sure isn't as romantic as our relationship~

Fi: I calculate that you and me will get 100% of happiness if we'll live together.

Tetra: Gotta admit. I'd rather have you, than be the queen of the seas!

Navi: Hey! Listen! ...You're cute! *flies away blushing*

Cia: I LOVE Link, buut~ I think I'll soon go crazy for you, too~

Lana: I-I believe in you..! A-and... and I believe in our love, too...

Zant: You're always making me spin, heheh~

Ganondorf: ...If I could get all the Triforce pieces, I'd exchange them for your love.

Ravio: I'm greedy... but not only for rupies~

Vaati: I always lacked the power, but now? I lack only you.

Sheik(As Sheik, not Zelda): I'm not a spy, but I'd gladly spy on you~

Link: (Y/N)... I'd give up on my triforce for y-

*Suddenly, Link is pushed away by Dark Link who stands in your way.

Dark Link: Your beauty can make the most beautiful creature in this world fall for you~

*...He looks at you, awaiting your reaction. Yet, you are... disappointed with him for not letting Link finish his sentence.

Dark Link: Come on, it was a pretty good text!

Link: It was as empty as you.

Dark Link: Shut up, at least I can still flatter and flirt with someone I like.

Link: I can do that too!

Dark Link: Yeeeah, sure, lil' dork.

*Dark looked down at Link, thinking he won, as Link got up.

Link: ...Dark, you were born from WATER, how do you think being with a real human being'd work?

Dark Link: ...normally, duh.

Link: ...I'm not so sure.

*Link grabbed your hand and pulled you to himself*

Link: Other than that, I think (Y/N) wouldn't like to be with such a playboy as you.

Dark Link: But hey, I'm still you.

Link: You're the opposite of me, Dark.

Dark Link: Nope, I'm the bad side of you~

Link: ...Shut up already!

*He shouted, as you noticed that Dark's smile was widening.

Dark Link: Fine, fine... have her. Not!

*He suddenly pulled you back to himself and lifted you up in a bridal style, then started running away.

Link: HEY, WAIT!! SHE'S MINE!

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