Squad Plus One

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Summary: Because Even is a bro now, right?

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ISAK: You snore.

EVEN: No, I don't. I purr.

ISAK: [snorts] You are like a fucking cat, taking over the whole bed. And I wake up freezing because you steal the duvet.

EVEN: [grins] Stop sleeping in the nude.

ISAK: [arches one eyebrow] I'm not usually naked when I go to bed.

JONAS: Yo! Dude! T.M.I.

EVEN: [ignoring Jonas] Your bed is too small for us.

ISAK: It's bigger than yours.

MAHDI: [in English] That's what she said.

There's a beat before boys dissolve into laughter. Even and Isak nudge each other playfully, permanent smirks on their faces.

ISAK: I wonder if I could fit a bigger mattress in my room. I'd have to ask my dad for the money.

EVEN: I've got a little I could give you. After all, I'm there, like, five nights a week.

ISAK: 'Cause you can't get enough of...

JONAS: [groans loudly] Jesus! T...M...I...

ISAK: [shoving Jonas] I was just going to say my company. Geez, Jonas. When did you turn into such a prude?

JONAS: I'm not a prude, you two are just so...vocal. About everything. I didn't need to know that Even has a hard-on for some spot on your neck, or that you're, like, obsessed with grabbing his hair.

EVEN: [turns more serious] Are we over-sharing?

JONAS: [sighs] No, I'm happy for you. Really. It's just...

EVEN: No problem, J. There is now a twelve-hour moratorium on Evak over-sharing. Okay? [smiles and nudges Jonas with his shoulder]

JONAS: [runs a hand through his hair] Now I feel bad. I just don't think I can listen to any more about what you two get up to between the sheets, not right now.

MAGNUS: [joining them, wide-eyed] I could stand to hear a little more. What'd I miss?

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