@chibitaly - 'England I got cha something *gives you a France suit* wear it act like him, don't ask how I got all these measurements, turn America and Canada and act like France. What would happen to them?'
Good lord, I hope I don't have to do something stupid or pervy.
*puts on France suit*
*approaches America and Canada in France suit*
UK. Bonjour, you two~! How are you doing today~? *cringing*
America. *turns around and smiles* Oh, France! Haven't seen you in a while! What's up?
Canada. *greets me and shyly smiles* Oh, I'm doing fine. I'm helping America garden his (stupid) flowers..
UK. Why are you helping him?
Canada. Well, someone ran over his flowers, and St. Patrick's Day is coming up, so America wanted me to help him revive his plants.
America. You know, because they're green. The stems and leaves, anyway.
UK. But you could just keep your yards green??
America. The more green, the better!
UK. Well, to be honest, I think you would much rather drink wine and do ohonhonhons with me-
Canada. 'to be honest'?! 'do ohonhonhons with me'?! YOU'RE NOT FRANCE!! WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?!
America. Wait, what?
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