@Chloca_Cola - 'Ummm I Dare you to dress up as JD from Heathers and at a world meeting sing Meant To Be Yours. Also as. Bonus sing Freeze Your Brain as well'
*at the following world meeting*
Germany. [blah blah blah blah]
UK. *dressed as you-know-who* Hey Germany! May I interuppt your speech for a second?
Germany. No-
UK. Thanks! ♪All iS FORGIVEN BabY!♪
China. You call THAT muscle embodiment a baby-
Austria. Well, he's younger than America, so practically he is-
UK. SHH! I wasn't talking to any of you twits! I'm just trying to sing!
France. Well don't-
UK. Shut it, fucker! This is a dare anyhow! *clears throat* Anyway, ♪Come on, get dressed. You're my date to the pep rally tonight!
You chucked me out like I was trash
For that you should be dead..
But!
But!
But!
Then it hit me like a flash
What if high school went away instead?
Those assholes are the key!
They're keeping you away from me!
They made you blind, messed up your mind
But I can set you free!
You left me and I fell apart
I punched the wall and cried..
Bam!
Bam!
Bam!
Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside!
And so I built a bomb
Tonight our school is Vietnam!
Let's guarantee they'll never see their senior prom!
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
Don't give up on me now!
Finish what we've begun!
I was meant to be yours!
So when the high school gym goes BOOM with everyone inside..♪
Spain. Whoawhoawhoa wHA-
UK. ♪Pkhw!
Pkhw!
Pkhw!
In the rubble of their tomb
We'll plant this note explaining why they died!
'We, the students of Westerburg High
Will die
Our burnt bodies may finally get through
To you
Your society churns out slaves and blanks
No thanks
Signed the Students of Westerburg High
"Goodbye."'
We'll watch the smoke pour out the doors
Bring marshmallows
We'll make s'mores!
We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!
I was meant to be yours!
We were meant to be one!
I can't take it alone!
Finish what we've begun!
YOU WERE MEANT TO BE MINE!
I AM ALL THAT YOU NEED!
YOU CARVED OPEN MY HEART!
CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME TO BLEED!
Veronica, open the- open the door, please
Veronica, open the door
Veronica, can we not fight anymore, please
Can we not fight anymore
Veronica, sure, you're scared
I've been there. I can set you free!
Veronica, don't make me come in there!
I'm gonna count to three!
One!
Two! Fuck it!
Oh my God... No! Veronica!
Please don't leave me alone
You were all I could trust
I can't do this alone
STILL I WILL IF I MUST!...♪
Everyone. *is silent*
Everyone.
America. *whispers to the nation beside him* I know Heathers was made in my country and all, but that just made me think of a K-drama-
Korea. *inhales* rrRrRrEeAalLLLYY?!
Bonus:
UK. ♪I've been through ten high schools.
They start to get blurry.♪
Russia. Let's just continue on with the meeting without him.
Germany. Mhm. *grimly nods*
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